> Vienna (dpo) – The renowned Academy of Fine Arts Vienna has surprisingly offered Donald Trump a place to study painting today. Although he claims never to have applied for a place, the US president must now consider whether to continue his political career or pursue a dazzling career as a respected artist.
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> “We have become increasingly aware of Mr. Trump in recent weeks and months and would like to welcome him to our institution,” explains Rector Johan Friedrich Weichle.
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> In the past, the university did not always give promising intellectuals the opportunity they deserved, thus unnecessarily driving them into politics. “That should never happen again,” says Weichle.
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> The university is confident that it can accept the 79-year-old politician with a clear conscience, even without an application portfolio. “We’ve seen the picture he drew for Jeffrey Epstein. That wasn’t bad,” explains the rector. “He definitely has the necessary ego. In the end, that’s enough for a career as a postcard painter, at least.”
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> However, Weichle also warns: “Studying at the academy is no walk in the park and requires a lot of attention. The rest of your time is spent on wild student parties and cleaning your shared apartment. There’s usually no time left for politics or writing a political manifesto.”
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> If Trump accepts this unique offer, he could gain his first artistic experience as a newly minted art student in a wax crayon course set up especially for him as early as next week.
Apparently called the Adolf chair of unintended consequences.
Nellior on
Educating an old narcissist would be a hard task.
Decebalus_Bombadil on
Just in case because you never know 🙂
BotsKilledTheWeb on
Maybe this Hitler will chill out when he’s made a few macaroni pictures
OkCoconut3270 on
Better to be safe than sorry I guess
FeistyDrink5995 on
Not making the mistake of rejecting this fascist, good thinking, that Art School. 😋
PlamenIB on
😁😁😁
TheCryexosia on
For the uninitiated: der-postillon is a satire site, much like the onion.
uzuzab on
Beautiful!
VladTbk on
No way we got to a point where Vienna is ragebaiting the orange man
desastrousclimax on
hahaha
greetings from vienna!
PureCaramel5800 on
Fuck me, this is funny!
Brisbanoch30k on
Oh shit hahahahahaha 🤣 Trolling Olympics Gold medalist right there
Malk_McJorma on
Please, Donald, do the right thing and return this timeline to its correct tracks.
howdudo on
In case anyone misses the joke
>Historically, Adolf Hitler applied to this school twice, in 1907 and 1908, and was rejected both times. His failure to be admitted is often cited by historians as a pivotal moment that contributed to his move into politics
Inside_Ad_7162 on
omfg, that reduced my to tears XD
kaamos_travel on
So sad, it’s just the Postillon. This would be a wonderful trolling 😁😁😁
u1604 on
Trump could have been happily painting Bob Ross style landscapes in his Florida retirement house in another universe, but no… we are in the universe where he is menacing the whole world.
Juanfr_ on
What a time to be alive, folks
coachhunter2 on
Apparently they’ve offered him the first Epstein scholarship
missbohica on
Mein Gott!
This is absolutely marvellous! Whoever said you don’t have a sense of humour is just plain wrong. This is world class humour! Legends!!
InevitableFly on
lol thats fucking golden
Ferns-N-Frogs on
Why would they…
…OH
(oh wait this is a satire website…that’s good, I guess. If this were real I think Trump would be bragging about it…)
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Acchhhg on
Till you realize that the nobel committee made the same mistake that made famous the vienna’s academy
_fidel_castro_ on
Best trolling in a while
kaiser-pm on
r/europe discovered Postillon 😅😂
DingoCertain on
He is probably to stupid to understand what it’s referring to. “Wow they really loved my drawing to Epstein!”
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> Vienna (dpo) – The renowned Academy of Fine Arts Vienna has surprisingly offered Donald Trump a place to study painting today. Although he claims never to have applied for a place, the US president must now consider whether to continue his political career or pursue a dazzling career as a respected artist.
>
> “We have become increasingly aware of Mr. Trump in recent weeks and months and would like to welcome him to our institution,” explains Rector Johan Friedrich Weichle.
>
> In the past, the university did not always give promising intellectuals the opportunity they deserved, thus unnecessarily driving them into politics. “That should never happen again,” says Weichle.
>
> The university is confident that it can accept the 79-year-old politician with a clear conscience, even without an application portfolio. “We’ve seen the picture he drew for Jeffrey Epstein. That wasn’t bad,” explains the rector. “He definitely has the necessary ego. In the end, that’s enough for a career as a postcard painter, at least.”
>
> However, Weichle also warns: “Studying at the academy is no walk in the park and requires a lot of attention. The rest of your time is spent on wild student parties and cleaning your shared apartment. There’s usually no time left for politics or writing a political manifesto.”
>
> If Trump accepts this unique offer, he could gain his first artistic experience as a newly minted art student in a wax crayon course set up especially for him as early as next week.
^^^it ^^^is ^^^satire ^^^in ^^^case ^^^it ^^^was ^^^not ^^^clear
Apparently called the Adolf chair of unintended consequences.
Educating an old narcissist would be a hard task.
Just in case because you never know 🙂
Maybe this Hitler will chill out when he’s made a few macaroni pictures
Better to be safe than sorry I guess
Not making the mistake of rejecting this fascist, good thinking, that Art School. 😋
😁😁😁
For the uninitiated: der-postillon is a satire site, much like the onion.
Beautiful!
No way we got to a point where Vienna is ragebaiting the orange man
hahaha
greetings from vienna!
Fuck me, this is funny!
Oh shit hahahahahaha 🤣 Trolling Olympics Gold medalist right there
Please, Donald, do the right thing and return this timeline to its correct tracks.
In case anyone misses the joke
>Historically, Adolf Hitler applied to this school twice, in 1907 and 1908, and was rejected both times. His failure to be admitted is often cited by historians as a pivotal moment that contributed to his move into politics
omfg, that reduced my to tears XD
So sad, it’s just the Postillon. This would be a wonderful trolling 😁😁😁
Trump could have been happily painting Bob Ross style landscapes in his Florida retirement house in another universe, but no… we are in the universe where he is menacing the whole world.
What a time to be alive, folks
Apparently they’ve offered him the first Epstein scholarship
Mein Gott!
This is absolutely marvellous! Whoever said you don’t have a sense of humour is just plain wrong. This is world class humour! Legends!!
lol thats fucking golden
Why would they…
…OH
(oh wait this is a satire website…that’s good, I guess. If this were real I think Trump would be bragging about it…)
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Till you realize that the nobel committee made the same mistake that made famous the vienna’s academy
Best trolling in a while
r/europe discovered Postillon 😅😂
He is probably to stupid to understand what it’s referring to. “Wow they really loved my drawing to Epstein!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This time it’s the Nobel prize.