Looks like someone got turned down by the cool kids club.
Codydoc4 on
Please go away. You tanked the economy, that’s why you were booted out, the blob is in your imagination.
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It’s comedy Friday! The leader of the Tinfoil Hat brigade has spoken:
Article contents:
*Daniel Martin, Deputy Political Editor, 29 Jan 2026 – 07:46PM GMT, The Telegraph*
“Liz Truss has claimed that “the Blob” is trying to infiltrate Reform UK, alleging that Robert Jenrick had an “ulterior motive” for defecting to Nigel Farage’s party.
In an interview with the Daily T podcast, the former Tory prime minister claimed that, far from being a Right-wing insurgent, Mr Jenrick was “part of the British establishment”.
Ms Truss also insisted that her short-lived premiership had been the “last chance” to avoid the Conservative split with Reform.
Her comments came two weeks after Mr Jenrick, the former shadow justice secretary, said he would have “chucked her out” of the Conservatives over her disastrous mini-Budget.
Asked about Mr Jenrick’s defection, Ms Truss said: “I’m sure ‘the Blob’ is trying to infiltrate Reform. I’ve no doubt about that.”
Asked who was giving Mr Jenrick orders, she added: “What I’m suggesting is that Nigel Farage is now the bookies’ favourite to be next prime minister.”
““If you are a member of the British establishment, if you are somebody who has connived to keep Britain on this managed decline trajectory, what are you going to try and do? You’re going to try and get into Reform. That seems the logical thing.
“So what I’m suggesting, given Robert is not stupid and is a perfectly intelligent person, he knows what happened in 2022. He knows that the Bank of England was responsible. I’m sure he’s read the report that they put out in 2024.
“So all I can assume is he must have an ulterior motive.””
“Reform has spent more than a year on top of the polls, and some senior figures on the Right want to see the Tories work with thee party to keep Labour out at the next election. The leaders of both the Conservatives and Reform have ruled this out.
Asked whether she believed the split would have occurred had she seen the party through the 2024 election, Ms Truss replied: “No, I don’t. I think it was the last chance.
“It was the last chance to prevent the split, and to actually put the Conservatives on the right path, because we essentially had a choice and this divide was evident, definitely from Brexit and Theresa May’s time in office.
“There was a bunch of people who wanted to stay with the establishment, who backed the institutions, who backed international law, who wanted to remain close to the EU. Some of them even wanted to reverse the referendum. And it was a bunch of people who said no.
“When British people voted to leave in 2016, that was a massive wake-up call of ‘we are frustrated with the entire way Britain is governed. We want it to be different’. And that split was being constantly fought within the Conservative party on everything from trade to China to [EU] regulations to…
“So all of those battles were raging for that whole time, and I was the last gasp, frankly, of that.””
“There has been speculation over whether Ms Truss will join Reform, but after his defection earlier this month, Mr Jenrick poured cold water on the idea.
In an interview after his defection, Mr Jenrick had said: “If I’d been leader of the Conservative Party, and that’s obviously ancient history now, I would have chucked Liz Truss out of the party because the mini-Budget was careless and cackhanded.”
““It did cause, in the moment, real harm to people … people’s house sales fell through, they were worried about their mortgages, investments, their pensions. That’s wrong. That is not somebody who should be a member of your political party.””
MondeyMondey on
Hmmm hearing from a huge freak that a load of huge freaks are trying to infiltrate the huge freak party.
anthropocene_enjoyer on
it would be kinder to just let Truss fade into well-deserved obscurity
TheFergPunk on
If her name wasn’t completely tarnished, she’d absolutely be in Reform.
Farage previously praised her mini-budget. And I believe they’ve both attended the same private events.
slozzenge on
I mean, she’s not wrong. But shes only saying it because she tried to join the blob and they said no
concretepigeon on
> Jenrick is ‘part of the British establishment with an ulterior motive’ not a Right-wing rebel, claims former PM
Truss is not wrong that Jenrick was a Cameroon, pro-Remain moderate who tacked massively to the right after the referendum. The problem is that so is she. Takes one to know one, I guess.
BlackCaesarNT on
Is this “the Blob” in the room with us at the moment?
According-Secret9516 on
Truss. Former Lib Dem. Voted Remain. Drank the IEA Kool Aide. Almost tanked the economy. Booted out of office out of sheer embarrassment. Farage would have her if not for the association with utter incompetence.
Let’s face it, he’s got Anne Widdecombe😂
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Liz – please join Reform.
You are the opposite of King Midas. Whatever you touch withers/crashes/dies: the Tories/the economy/the Queen.
Please join them…Nigel even said your budget was the best.
Ruin_In_The_Dark on
Its hardly an infiltration when nige welcomes in any failed tory going.
Signal-Command-8546 on
Is the blob in the room with us now Liz?
P.s I’m still waiting for my invite to the Trans Mafia. Do you have an email address for them? I’m worried I’m missing out on membership benefits.
giant_sloth on
Liz Truss is somebody that both disproved the Peter principle (she was promoted well above her level of incompetence) but continues to confirm the Dunning Kruger effect.
LegolasleChat on
I wish she’d just lettuce all forget about her time as PM.
WazzaBoi_ on
It seems she also has unresolved childhood trauma from Mr Blobby
TonyHeaven on
It’s wrong of me , I know , but I have developed a visceral dislike of blonde Tories .
I’ve even gone of mayo on my lettuce , it makes me think of Boris and Liz.
Impressive-Bird-6085 on
Good lord, her delusions and paranoia is getting worse!
Sonchay on
Broken clocks and all that, if you are voting Reform as “a protest” vote against the kind of politics that you have seen over the last X years, then just be extremely prepared to see more of the same.
Groffulon on
The way this was titled I thought “The Blob” was her new nickname lmao
BrockChocolate on
Sounds like the plot summary of an episode of Doctor Who
gogoluke on
I think she was probably allowed to join but with no guarantees of a proper role and she did a “don’t you know who I am?” and stormed off.
FinalEdit on
I would honestly actively campaign for Reform to accept Truss into a senior role in that party. It would be fucking hilarious to see the fallout from that.
Vivid_Transition4807 on
And what is Liz Truss going to do about the blob? Nothing. But she should attack it. She needs to be on the blob like some sort of feral animal.
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Looks like someone got turned down by the cool kids club.
Please go away. You tanked the economy, that’s why you were booted out, the blob is in your imagination.
It’s comedy Friday! The leader of the Tinfoil Hat brigade has spoken:
Article contents:
*Daniel Martin, Deputy Political Editor, 29 Jan 2026 – 07:46PM GMT, The Telegraph*
“Liz Truss has claimed that “the Blob” is trying to infiltrate Reform UK, alleging that Robert Jenrick had an “ulterior motive” for defecting to Nigel Farage’s party.
In an interview with the Daily T podcast, the former Tory prime minister claimed that, far from being a Right-wing insurgent, Mr Jenrick was “part of the British establishment”.
Ms Truss also insisted that her short-lived premiership had been the “last chance” to avoid the Conservative split with Reform.
Her comments came two weeks after Mr Jenrick, the former shadow justice secretary, said he would have “chucked her out” of the Conservatives over her disastrous mini-Budget.
Asked about Mr Jenrick’s defection, Ms Truss said: “I’m sure ‘the Blob’ is trying to infiltrate Reform. I’ve no doubt about that.”
Asked who was giving Mr Jenrick orders, she added: “What I’m suggesting is that Nigel Farage is now the bookies’ favourite to be next prime minister.”
““If you are a member of the British establishment, if you are somebody who has connived to keep Britain on this managed decline trajectory, what are you going to try and do? You’re going to try and get into Reform. That seems the logical thing.
“So what I’m suggesting, given Robert is not stupid and is a perfectly intelligent person, he knows what happened in 2022. He knows that the Bank of England was responsible. I’m sure he’s read the report that they put out in 2024.
“So all I can assume is he must have an ulterior motive.””
“Reform has spent more than a year on top of the polls, and some senior figures on the Right want to see the Tories work with thee party to keep Labour out at the next election. The leaders of both the Conservatives and Reform have ruled this out.
Asked whether she believed the split would have occurred had she seen the party through the 2024 election, Ms Truss replied: “No, I don’t. I think it was the last chance.
“It was the last chance to prevent the split, and to actually put the Conservatives on the right path, because we essentially had a choice and this divide was evident, definitely from Brexit and Theresa May’s time in office.
“There was a bunch of people who wanted to stay with the establishment, who backed the institutions, who backed international law, who wanted to remain close to the EU. Some of them even wanted to reverse the referendum. And it was a bunch of people who said no.
“When British people voted to leave in 2016, that was a massive wake-up call of ‘we are frustrated with the entire way Britain is governed. We want it to be different’. And that split was being constantly fought within the Conservative party on everything from trade to China to [EU] regulations to…
“So all of those battles were raging for that whole time, and I was the last gasp, frankly, of that.””
“There has been speculation over whether Ms Truss will join Reform, but after his defection earlier this month, Mr Jenrick poured cold water on the idea.
In an interview after his defection, Mr Jenrick had said: “If I’d been leader of the Conservative Party, and that’s obviously ancient history now, I would have chucked Liz Truss out of the party because the mini-Budget was careless and cackhanded.”
““It did cause, in the moment, real harm to people … people’s house sales fell through, they were worried about their mortgages, investments, their pensions. That’s wrong. That is not somebody who should be a member of your political party.””
Hmmm hearing from a huge freak that a load of huge freaks are trying to infiltrate the huge freak party.
it would be kinder to just let Truss fade into well-deserved obscurity
If her name wasn’t completely tarnished, she’d absolutely be in Reform.
Farage previously praised her mini-budget. And I believe they’ve both attended the same private events.
I mean, she’s not wrong. But shes only saying it because she tried to join the blob and they said no
> Jenrick is ‘part of the British establishment with an ulterior motive’ not a Right-wing rebel, claims former PM
Truss is not wrong that Jenrick was a Cameroon, pro-Remain moderate who tacked massively to the right after the referendum. The problem is that so is she. Takes one to know one, I guess.
Is this “the Blob” in the room with us at the moment?
Truss. Former Lib Dem. Voted Remain. Drank the IEA Kool Aide. Almost tanked the economy. Booted out of office out of sheer embarrassment. Farage would have her if not for the association with utter incompetence.
Let’s face it, he’s got Anne Widdecombe😂
Liz – please join Reform.
You are the opposite of King Midas. Whatever you touch withers/crashes/dies: the Tories/the economy/the Queen.
Please join them…Nigel even said your budget was the best.
Its hardly an infiltration when nige welcomes in any failed tory going.
Is the blob in the room with us now Liz?
P.s I’m still waiting for my invite to the Trans Mafia. Do you have an email address for them? I’m worried I’m missing out on membership benefits.
Liz Truss is somebody that both disproved the Peter principle (she was promoted well above her level of incompetence) but continues to confirm the Dunning Kruger effect.
I wish she’d just lettuce all forget about her time as PM.
It seems she also has unresolved childhood trauma from Mr Blobby
It’s wrong of me , I know , but I have developed a visceral dislike of blonde Tories .
I’ve even gone of mayo on my lettuce , it makes me think of Boris and Liz.
Good lord, her delusions and paranoia is getting worse!
Broken clocks and all that, if you are voting Reform as “a protest” vote against the kind of politics that you have seen over the last X years, then just be extremely prepared to see more of the same.
The way this was titled I thought “The Blob” was her new nickname lmao
Sounds like the plot summary of an episode of Doctor Who
I think she was probably allowed to join but with no guarantees of a proper role and she did a “don’t you know who I am?” and stormed off.
I would honestly actively campaign for Reform to accept Truss into a senior role in that party. It would be fucking hilarious to see the fallout from that.
And what is Liz Truss going to do about the blob? Nothing. But she should attack it. She needs to be on the blob like some sort of feral animal.