L’ex principe Andrea potrebbe essere sfrattato di nuovo, questa volta dalla sua nuova casa

They seriously went with “ex-prince”? Not “the Andrew, formerly known as Prince”?

Haha, I hope they’re doing this just to mess with him. Yup, this is your home now…oh no wait, we need to move you out of here, it needs renovated. You’ll live here now, no wait we need somewhere to put furniture in storage. Ok, last time promise, this is your forever home—oh hang on, the Duke of Kent’s daughter’s niece’s brother in law needs somewhere to stay, soz about this. Oh,you’re gonna love this new place tho, yes it does look like a garden shed but wait till you see inside, it’s lovely….