If there was ever a headline that summed up the UK, I think that might be it.
Timely-Assistant-370 on
I mean, I took a shit that had to have been the approximate size of a small to medium sized newborn. I was fucking cold sweating and considering going to the ER. I ended up gloving up and self-dilating with a ramekin full of olive oil. I felt that fucker shift inside of me when I stood. It didn’t fit down the gravity toilet’s portal, so I had to fill the basin up with water and turd dissolver. I wish I took a picture.
gutterXXshark on
If she thought it was a massive poo why did she do it in the street?
PootPasaAngritMaiDai on
This also happened to me except it was actually a massive poo
DanS1993 on
Very misleading headline.Â
She woke up and thought she had bad period pains. A bit later her mum thought she had appendicitis so they called an ambulance. As she was walking out the door (2 and a half hours later!) to the ambulance she went into labour in the street. She said as she started giving birth she felt like she was having a massive poo.Â
I guess woman who gave birth outside front door isn’t quite click worthy…
Cabrakan on
i’ve done the reverse, having to call a midwife for a shit
FornyHucker22 on
Must of been disconcerting when it aimed for the wrong hole 😳
Wise_Wolverine2652 on
My wife thought she needed a good fart, but was hospitalised with Endometriosis…
El_Bastardo_Grande on
The baby is going to be called Winnie all it’s life.
IgneousJam on
You never heard of the opposite happening … a pregnant woman feeling that she is about to give birth, only to produce a massive turd – much to the disappointment of a watching crowd
globarfancy on
if I didn’t know someone this actually happened to, I would call fake. but no symptoms at all – must be nice lol
Holiday-Ad-270 on
Why did she think it was okay to do a “massive poo” in the street!?
formallyhuman on
We’ve all been there.
Although, as a man, it’s usually the other way around.
Onetruemcgee on
Sometimes a massive fart is just an explosive diarrhea, true story.
Machinegun_Funk on
This happened to someone I used to work with in that they went to hospital for extreme abdominal cramps and turns out they were giving birth without knowing they ever got pregnant. To make it worse the baby was decidedly more south east Asian than either her or her husband. Thought lat I heard her and the IT guy from work had moved in together to raise their family.
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If there was ever a headline that summed up the UK, I think that might be it.
I mean, I took a shit that had to have been the approximate size of a small to medium sized newborn. I was fucking cold sweating and considering going to the ER. I ended up gloving up and self-dilating with a ramekin full of olive oil. I felt that fucker shift inside of me when I stood. It didn’t fit down the gravity toilet’s portal, so I had to fill the basin up with water and turd dissolver. I wish I took a picture.
If she thought it was a massive poo why did she do it in the street?
This also happened to me except it was actually a massive poo
Very misleading headline.Â
She woke up and thought she had bad period pains. A bit later her mum thought she had appendicitis so they called an ambulance. As she was walking out the door (2 and a half hours later!) to the ambulance she went into labour in the street. She said as she started giving birth she felt like she was having a massive poo.Â
I guess woman who gave birth outside front door isn’t quite click worthy…
i’ve done the reverse, having to call a midwife for a shit
Must of been disconcerting when it aimed for the wrong hole 😳
My wife thought she needed a good fart, but was hospitalised with Endometriosis…
The baby is going to be called Winnie all it’s life.
You never heard of the opposite happening … a pregnant woman feeling that she is about to give birth, only to produce a massive turd – much to the disappointment of a watching crowd
if I didn’t know someone this actually happened to, I would call fake. but no symptoms at all – must be nice lol
Why did she think it was okay to do a “massive poo” in the street!?
We’ve all been there.
Although, as a man, it’s usually the other way around.
Sometimes a massive fart is just an explosive diarrhea, true story.
This happened to someone I used to work with in that they went to hospital for extreme abdominal cramps and turns out they were giving birth without knowing they ever got pregnant. To make it worse the baby was decidedly more south east Asian than either her or her husband. Thought lat I heard her and the IT guy from work had moved in together to raise their family.