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    1. A_Pointy_Rock on

      Can’t wait to see a graffiti-covered robot with a cone stuck to its head driving around Glasgow.

    2. zombieboysam on

      Add all the alarms and cameras to these things you want

      People are still going to trash them, kick them over, flip them, graffiti them and put chuck them in water.

      I’d like to think I’m wrong but we’re in England.

    3. Automatic-Pumpkin567 on

      I can’t see this ending well. They’re definitely getting smashed up by kids.

    4. neukStari on

      How do these big companies get to do whatever they want with no recourse… its mental.

      Talking about hiring people with no documents on a absolutely insane scale , government does nothing.

      Roll out fucking robots to pootle around on the pavements, nothing.

      Imagine if I opened a ltd and started just buzzing fucking table sized rc cars around the streets of London, i would probably get swatted and gangbanged by the police.

    5. Worried-Penalty8744 on

      The pavements by me have pot holes. These things wouldn’t stand a chance and that’s before the scrappies get hold of them for the metal

    6. JaffaCakeScoffer on

      What will the illegal workers move onto when food delivery services abandon them?

    7. BritishHobo on

      >The robots operate at what is labelled ‘level four’ autonomy, which means they can navigate pavements and roads without human supervision, using cameras, radars, and AI systems honed over hundreds of millions of crossings.

      Can they get out of a river if they’re chucked in every single time they try to make a delivery?

    8. Wrong-Target6104 on

      Let’s just hope they aren’t illegal immigrant robots

    9. Are these going to work in the UK? Given the state of our pavements and roads and the fact we don’t have easy grid based systems, I can easily see your ruby getting stuck somewhere because a paving slab has sunk or the curb is too high. Not to mention various groups of reprobates who’ll trash or nick them.

    10. Mundane_Click_8650 on

      Hahaha you can bet some people will figure out how to destroy them and get a free Macca’s out of it!

    11. ThisIsGaz on

      We have become too much of a low-trust society for this kind of thing to work. Quite tragic really. We could have had this, but instead we get Abdul the illegal on a modified e-bike.

    12. AnonyFron on

      We’ve had these in Milton Keynes for about half a decade without people smashing them to pieces etc. They were great during covid but they essentially priced themselves out of the market by making any robot delivery cost an absurd amount per item.

    13. QuailTechnical5143 on

      The thing will take an hour to get to me from the local kebbabey…it’ll be freezing by the time I eat!

    14. Jesus the deliveries are lukewarm at best now. What’s it going to be like with these things delivering them at walking pace, leaving aside the fact that most of them will be turned upside down by a bored lad before they reach their destination.

    15. henry_blackie on

      How do these robots get the food in the first place?

      I assume they’re not driving into the stores, as I imagine most places don’t want to become a robot car park. But it must also be pretty disruptive to staff if they keep having to run outside to fill up robots.

    16. Alive-Turnip-3145 on

      Yeah, this isn’t going to end well. Unless they attack some sort of deterrent, with just be vandalised, stolen and destroyed.

      It’s impossible for the UK to have nice things.

    17. Yeah, no they’re not. This isn’t new, these things have already been tried. They sort of kinda work okay in very limited circumstances, but they’re not versatile, reliable or resilient enough to make any major inroads into the problem space they’re aimed at.

    18. DennisAFiveStarMan on

      So someone could order some food. Go to the end of their road, bash the machine up and get the food? Then go home and claim it never arrived

    19. mrtopbun on

      If my robot will come straight to my door, not drop off 9 other orders and chat to its mates first then I’ll welcome the robots with open arms

    20. Efficient-Town-7823 on

      Good, hopefully Miguel from Columbia working here illegally won’t steal my takeaway.

    21. sportstoaster on

      If it gets rid of ebike riders, it’s a step in the right direction.

    22. hallouminati_pie on

      A common theme amongst the comments “British people are crap and this wouldn’t last five minutes here”

      I think people really underestimate the capacity of people just to ignore these kind of things and get on with their lives. The UK is not some sort of outlier in the world when it comes to vandalism and compliance.

    23. moving_808s on

      What’s stopping someone who say, has not had a decent meal for the last couple of days taking to one of these with a golf club, or a brick etc, and stealing the contents? Given how rampant phone theft is in London, I doubt anyone is going to give a shit if people are stealing meals from these en masse.

    24. Seeing the way people treat the share bikes (placing them up in trees or in canals, etc) does not fill me with confidence with regards to how these UberEats robots will be treated.

    25. Valuable_Machine_ on

      Cant wait to collect my food from a robot with dog poo all over its wheels

    26. BoomSatsuma on

      Suspect they’ll all be in the local canal before end of the week.

      Unless they’re fitted with ED-209 guns.

    27. bob_weav3 on

      Do we get a say in this? At all?

      From what I’ve heard about these things in the US, they basically careen down the pavement straight towards people and only stop at the very last second. People inevitably end up dodging them because the prospect of a heavy machine driving into their shins / knees is something they want to avoid.

      They should only be allowed to use roads or cycle paths, and even then with massive controls over where they can go.

    28. greenpowerman99 on

      These things have been a feature in Milton Keynes for years now. I think all the problems being discussed have been resolved already because they’re connected to real operators and covered in cameras…

    29. TashaDarke on

      They’ve been trialled in the suburbs of Cambridge for ages now, quite often see a few parked outside a local co-op, or trundling down the street. People usually ignore them.
      I’ve not seen them in the city centre though where pavement space is limited and there’s cobbled streets. Suspect they’ll continue to use couriers there.

    30. appletinicyclone on

      Wonder how this will work outside of major cities

      Somewhat dystopia hilarious as couriers often double up on orders and do both and they’ve been outsourced by a remote bin

    31. Crash_Revenge on

      These are going to be trashed the moment they get sent out into the wild. Crazy they would attempt this.

    32. Remember when the ebikes announced the first city it globally ever had to pull out of due to high amounts of vandalism was located in the UK? Yeah, good luck Uber.

    33. quantum_splicer on

      Huh interesting we want to shoehorn ai into everything and use it to replace workers.

      Now we want to do it for jobs where traditionally people would take up as side hustle or in times where work is unavailable.

    34. Electrical-Lab-9593 on

      these things are always for the investors

      we can get rid of our biggest outgoing wages to humans, and we will make 10x the profit by 2030

      its funny they don’t think with all the people out of work to Robots and AI who is ordering takeaway pizzas/burgers not millionaires/billionaires there is not enough of them.

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