“Would you like some cocaine? Sorry I meant raisins”
stevewithcats on
The general advice is to spread approximately one third of the grazing platform with slurry in early spring and to spread the other two-thirds with nitrogen fertiliser in early February.
CorkNativeResident on
“Man Forced to Go to Work.”
IrishGingerSpices on
I’m telling on you to mammy
TheHandsomeDancer on
“I’m telling you. You’re missing an incredible sunset. All you need do is turn around.”
magicalhaberdashery on
“Excuse me sir, is this the entrance to Epstein Island?”
Irish convicted criminal loitering outside school confuses patriot.
GrahamR12345 on
“ is there anything to be said for saying another mass?”
hcpanther on
“This is a piece of advice my father gave to me, now this refers not only to lagging but all forms of insulation, he said “don’t ever” no wait, it was “always” no no it was “never ever” oh wait I’ve forgotten, what’s your favourite humming noise?”
pablohoney26 on
So, do ya come here often
baggottman on
“We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred Euro a year, but then a few weeks later ah God, I’ll never forget it now, we got a new boiler…”
Beginning-Shock1520 on
I want to speak with the manager
Acrobatic_Task_4415 on
Enoch Burke stops security man from leaving for the day..
Irishwilly77 on
Is it Easter yet ❓
shutterbug1961 on
For the last time Mr Burke i am NOT pikachu!
Pupcup2 on
Man appalled after being offered Theylter from the rain instead of Shelter
paddymch on
Do you know where I’d get a bag of chips around here?
Loud-Process7413 on
Sorry, you can’t get in without the magic password, Enoch.
Oh, very funny!
Heehur heehur heehur??
mawktheone on
Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!
siciowa on
Bag of cans?.
Automatic-Scale-7572 on
Enema at the gates.
YurtleAhern on
I reckon you’d really enjoy a satchel. I had my whole world in this one. They’re great. I can put you into my satchel guy, he’s in Moate.
BaldyFecker on
Giz a job. Gwan. Gizza job. I can do tha. Gwan gizza job.
SoberIrishman-88 on
“Would you do 3 for a hundred?”
fulltime_madbastard on
Suppose a ride is outta the question?
South_Hedgehog_7564 on
Grand day for the lurking.
ninagou on
The most awkward Grindr hookup
Global_Handle_3615 on
“I am justified in my beliefs and have done nothing illegal or broken any school rules”
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“This is about gender ideology”
Man mad for work
“So. Hows the missus”
“Any pills ?”
adult male has sex
“TV license inspector refused access”
“This is not a tracksuit”
Can’t teach there mate!
Think you’re having a bad day?
Imagine working security at Wilsons
“Well….”
Did ya get laid in the joy?
“it’s not just gas”
“That’s gas”
Any jobs going
“Same time tomorrow then sam?”
Grand stretch in the evenings
“Would you like some cocaine? Sorry I meant raisins”
The general advice is to spread approximately one third of the grazing platform with slurry in early spring and to spread the other two-thirds with nitrogen fertiliser in early February.
“Man Forced to Go to Work.”
I’m telling on you to mammy
“I’m telling you. You’re missing an incredible sunset. All you need do is turn around.”
“Excuse me sir, is this the entrance to Epstein Island?”
“I’ve no willy”
“No luck catching them transgenders then?”
https://preview.redd.it/qmccw9oe5qdg1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60adcce4b2c9020ada324e8add0ed910babcad69
Ahh finally, peace and quiet returns.
Irish convicted criminal loitering outside school confuses patriot.
“ is there anything to be said for saying another mass?”
“This is a piece of advice my father gave to me, now this refers not only to lagging but all forms of insulation, he said “don’t ever” no wait, it was “always” no no it was “never ever” oh wait I’ve forgotten, what’s your favourite humming noise?”
So, do ya come here often
“We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred Euro a year, but then a few weeks later ah God, I’ll never forget it now, we got a new boiler…”
I want to speak with the manager
Enoch Burke stops security man from leaving for the day..
Is it Easter yet ❓
For the last time Mr Burke i am NOT pikachu!
Man appalled after being offered Theylter from the rain instead of Shelter
Do you know where I’d get a bag of chips around here?
Sorry, you can’t get in without the magic password, Enoch.
Oh, very funny!
Heehur heehur heehur??
Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!
Bag of cans?.
Enema at the gates.
I reckon you’d really enjoy a satchel. I had my whole world in this one. They’re great. I can put you into my satchel guy, he’s in Moate.
Giz a job. Gwan. Gizza job. I can do tha. Gwan gizza job.
“Would you do 3 for a hundred?”
Suppose a ride is outta the question?
Grand day for the lurking.
The most awkward Grindr hookup
“I am justified in my beliefs and have done nothing illegal or broken any school rules”
Thats about as wrong as I can make it.