14 commenti

  1. heartofsn on

    ‘Said one prison officer, as he zipped his trousers back up… and skipped to his desk.’

  2. Can’t they just hit them with a truncheon and send them to horny jail?

    Oh.. that’s the problem they’re trying to solve?

  3. Un-Prophete on

    I think this “epidemic” is a result of HMPS hiring anyone with a pulse to be an officer. You didn’t catch a 6’3″ ex-Guardsman sucking the lags off.

  4. Deadliftdeadlife on

    > Sometimes female officers ae already vulnerable, and they get wooed by the excitement the glamour of it all.’

    The sexist infantilising of women never fails to shock me. They are both strong, independent and just as capable as a guy, until they do something like this.

    If the genders were reversed the male officer would never be coddled like this.

  5. MDFHASDIED on

    FEMALE prison officers. I think there’s a pretty important bit of information here!

  6. Puzzled-Job9556 on

    If they stopped employing ropey slappers, it would stop over night.

  7. oliverprose on

    I don’t think it’d be that awkward if you made the offence far more severely punished for everyone concerned, so people think long and hard about the consequences enough to keep their trousers on.

  8. Only_Tip9560 on

    You deal with the problem by removing the opportunity. Who cares if it is awkward?

  9. IFornicus on

    Why are there female guards in male prisons anyway, it’s ludicrous!

  10. regprenticer on

    Prison should be solitary condiment, and the government needs to start building new prisons built from the ground up in this format. Staff should only be interacting with prisoners through a teams/Skype type screen.

  11. PulsatingBalloonKnot on

    ***As of March 31, 2025, women accounted for 55.0% (37,900) of all staff in the HM Prison and Probation Service (HMPPS)***

  12. Educational-Sort-128 on

    I Work adjacent to correctional facilities in Australia. In my observation women don’t make up half the quota of guards, but they are in other roles like social Workers and psych. Not to say they couldn’t fall for the charms of an inmate in those roles.

    We’ve had a very large recruitment and training of south Asian (Indian and Sri Lankan) in the last decade. Men only. The staff lists are increasingly Indian names. We see hardly any Muslim and mainland Asian applicants.

  13. circleribbey on

    >Sometimes female officers ae already vulnerable, and they get wooed by the excitement the glamour of it all.’

    So if a male officer has sex with a female inmate, she’s a victim because he’s abusing his position of authority

    And if a female officer has sex with a male inmate, she’s a victim because she was wooed by the excitement and glamour

  14. Mid-Pri6170 on

    i say there is nothing to be ashamed of… two men in love.

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