In Lussemburgo, l’evasione dal carcere non è un crimine, è un’opportunità di networking. Il piano di fuga è semplice: cammina con sicurezza e chiedi scusa se interrogato: "Ops, uscita sbagliata!"
\ scherzi a parte, il problema non è scappare dal carcere, ma sta distorcendo le statistiche dell’intero paese.)
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di acadea13
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The statistics don’t really apply to Lu with our population level and inmate capacity. Just one escapee would screw the result lol as OP wrote in *
I dont think you know anyone that’s been in prison here in Lux. The actual closed system keeps you locked in your cell 21 hours a day and beyond that lets you into your hallway behind many doors or a cage inside of another cage inside of walls outdoors. Also, no wifi, unfortunately
Yeah yeah at while you’re at it they get laptops to work remotely…
The full statistics are available on the Council of Europe website:
[https://www.coe.int/en/web/prison/space](https://www.coe.int/en/web/prison/space)
The graph is for 2019. In 2023, there were 29 escapees from Luxembourg prisons, which also results in a very high rate.
Wait until the “human drive for freedom” people arrive