“C’è un bel po’ di sollievo in quei gioghi, signore, glielo assicuro. Prendi le tue medicine, ciao.”

“Most effective treatment for dissolving your Dún na nGallstones among other ailments.”

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“Were you in Bundoran for the long weekend?
Had you a Lough of pints in the Allingham Arms?

Then why not try Donegal hai, it’ll cure what ails ya”