If they’d rather get bombed than pay tax then that sounds like a them problem.
N7Rory on
I could’ve sworn I left my tiny violin around here somewhere
IsyABM on
‘Home’!
Have you seen them on Linkedin, gushing over Dubai and taking photos with the flag whilst mocking the rest of us for living in the UK?
Krabsandwich on
Well they can stay in Dubai if they fancy it or return and pay income tax, on the whole this is very much a you problem as my daughter would say.
LostnFoundAgainAgain on
Good? You can’t expect to go live in a tax free country and then when things go to shit, expect to continue not to pay when it’s the tax payers from the UK forking out to get your sorry ass back here safe.
You choose this, don’t bitch about the problems you created with your decisions.
Alaea on
Can anyone lend me a microscope? I seem to have misplaced my violin.
iloovehugecock on
We should introduce a taxation law like the US has to tax its nationals wherever they are in the world, but solely for dickheads that fuck off to Dubai.
Skullchewer on
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. *deep breath* AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pricks.
AlmightyRobert on
The only “expert” quoted is an “Emerati Analyst”. This story is basically made up.
eskay233 on
First they came for the tax exempt status.
And I said lots, on Instagram, because I was a knob.
A_RAVENOUS_BEAST on
Well they can stay over there then.
No tax dodger should get allowed back in to the country without a full, retroactive payment of all taxes dodged.
mockfu on
They should be charged a new tax on top of anything they normally have to pay.
WalkingCloud on
*Comin over ere using our services without paying anything in*
jaredearle on
Economic migrants getting sent home? I thought the sort of people who moved to Dubai loved that sort of thing.
BalianofReddit on
If you earn in the uk, you get taxed? Whats the issue
goobervision on
Tax them the full price of the government services used (transport and defense), it’s perfectly fair that they pay for what they use.
Chemistry-Deep on
“Why won’t Kier send us a plane paid for using tax money we were unwilling to contribute to”
Daver7692 on
Should be handed a HMRC form before boarding the plane.
Extreme_Objective984 on
The irony of 2 absolutes in life. Death and Taxes being represented in this way. Stay where you are and, potentially, die. Go home, pay tax. Decisions, Decisions. Who will win, there is only one way to find out?
Chris_c987 on
Hahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh harder!
urbanspaceman85 on
We should double the tax they have to pay. For a laugh.
ComprehensiveAd8815 on
Can we tax them then shoot them from cannons for the fucking cheek of it all
AbraxasKadabra on
…at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Brits in Dubai, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.
lordnacho666 on
Why would they get taxed? It’s not like they would have to live in the UK for long enough to trigger it.
They could just go back to the UK, then go elsewhere.
Badly written story without even one comment from someone who is in this situation.
I get that it’s easy to hate on them since they are there for the tax benefits, but the headline does not match with reality.
Realistic-River-1941 on
These stories feel suspiciously like ragebait. There are strong “every British person living in the EU voted for brexit, right?” vibes.
Non-wholesomechungus on
The Saudi poop eating industry is going to be devastated by this
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If they’d rather get bombed than pay tax then that sounds like a them problem.
I could’ve sworn I left my tiny violin around here somewhere
‘Home’!
Have you seen them on Linkedin, gushing over Dubai and taking photos with the flag whilst mocking the rest of us for living in the UK?
Well they can stay in Dubai if they fancy it or return and pay income tax, on the whole this is very much a you problem as my daughter would say.
Good? You can’t expect to go live in a tax free country and then when things go to shit, expect to continue not to pay when it’s the tax payers from the UK forking out to get your sorry ass back here safe.
You choose this, don’t bitch about the problems you created with your decisions.
Can anyone lend me a microscope? I seem to have misplaced my violin.
We should introduce a taxation law like the US has to tax its nationals wherever they are in the world, but solely for dickheads that fuck off to Dubai.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. *deep breath* AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pricks.
The only “expert” quoted is an “Emerati Analyst”. This story is basically made up.
First they came for the tax exempt status.
And I said lots, on Instagram, because I was a knob.
Well they can stay over there then.
No tax dodger should get allowed back in to the country without a full, retroactive payment of all taxes dodged.
They should be charged a new tax on top of anything they normally have to pay.
*Comin over ere using our services without paying anything in*
Economic migrants getting sent home? I thought the sort of people who moved to Dubai loved that sort of thing.
If you earn in the uk, you get taxed? Whats the issue
Tax them the full price of the government services used (transport and defense), it’s perfectly fair that they pay for what they use.
“Why won’t Kier send us a plane paid for using tax money we were unwilling to contribute to”
Should be handed a HMRC form before boarding the plane.
The irony of 2 absolutes in life. Death and Taxes being represented in this way. Stay where you are and, potentially, die. Go home, pay tax. Decisions, Decisions. Who will win, there is only one way to find out?
Hahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh harder!
We should double the tax they have to pay. For a laugh.
Can we tax them then shoot them from cannons for the fucking cheek of it all
…at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Brits in Dubai, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.
Why would they get taxed? It’s not like they would have to live in the UK for long enough to trigger it.
They could just go back to the UK, then go elsewhere.
Badly written story without even one comment from someone who is in this situation.
I get that it’s easy to hate on them since they are there for the tax benefits, but the headline does not match with reality.
These stories feel suspiciously like ragebait. There are strong “every British person living in the EU voted for brexit, right?” vibes.
The Saudi poop eating industry is going to be devastated by this