Le Idi di Marzo a Roma

Wait, where are the cats? Last time I have been here it was a cat sanctuary.

Well OP the ides have come and nothing has happened yet 

I hear only “wome” and I agree how uncorrect it is.

There was once a dream that was Rome

Yes. Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy