The snacks get smaller; my waistline stays the same. 😢
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For weeks I’ve been on the hunt for the multipacks of the purple snack bars. Gone. Vanished. Shelves bare. I was starting to think I’d lost the run of myself. Had I imagined them? Some nationwide carry on I wasn’t told about?
Checked a rake of shops. Not a sniff.
Then today… a breakthrough.
There they were. Just sittin on the shelf like they hadn’t ghosted me for weeks.
Same snack. New wrapper.
But then I copped it.
Not a 12 pack.
A 10 pack.
Ten.
I stood there like a gobshite doing the maths, as if I’d just uncovered a scandal. Two bars gone. Just robbed off me. No heads up. The price is still the same though!
Anyway, I still bought them of course.
But I’ll say this much: I remember the 12. And I won’t be forgetting it anytime soon.
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The snacks get smaller; my waistline stays the same. 😢
For weeks I’ve been on the hunt for the multipacks of the purple snack bars. Gone. Vanished. Shelves bare. I was starting to think I’d lost the run of myself. Had I imagined them? Some nationwide carry on I wasn’t told about?
Checked a rake of shops. Not a sniff.
Then today… a breakthrough.
There they were. Just sittin on the shelf like they hadn’t ghosted me for weeks.
Same snack. New wrapper.
But then I copped it.
Not a 12 pack.
A 10 pack.
Ten.
I stood there like a gobshite doing the maths, as if I’d just uncovered a scandal. Two bars gone. Just robbed off me. No heads up. The price is still the same though!
Anyway, I still bought them of course.
But I’ll say this much: I remember the 12. And I won’t be forgetting it anytime soon.