I’m a Protestant, fully republican, not an ounce of unionist in me, from Laois. Am I by these standards a Catholic Protestant?
Aunionman on
Only place in the world that question actually makes sense.
HerosPelagus on
Your meme is maybe a line too long.
ElvisMcPelvis on
Fair enough you’re an atheist, But where do you keep your toaster ??
OutInABlazeOfGlory on
*putting on a fake German accent*
“I am uh… not from here?”
“What?”
„Es tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch“
MrharmOcd on
There’s a good joke about a man from New Dehli that migrates to belfast and gets a job as a door to door salesman. On his first day he’s sent to a unionist area, he knocks on the door and makes his pitch. The owner of the house enquires where he’s from to which he replies ‘dehli’ the homeowner proceeds to kick the shite out of him and shouts ‘it’s london dehli, you fenian ba§tard’.
Unperturbed he nurses his wounds and decides that tomorrow will be a better day. On day 2 he’s sent to a nationalist area. Knocks on the first door and makes his sales pitch, the same idle chit chat occurs and he’s asked where he’s from. Thinking on his feet he replies ‘london dehli’ the homeowner proceeds to kick the shite out of him, shouting ‘it’s dehli, you orange č̣unt’.
LightLeftLeaning on
I remember this “joke” from the ‘70s. It was not funny then, either.
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I’m a Protestant, fully republican, not an ounce of unionist in me, from Laois. Am I by these standards a Catholic Protestant?
Only place in the world that question actually makes sense.
Your meme is maybe a line too long.
Fair enough you’re an atheist, But where do you keep your toaster ??
*putting on a fake German accent*
“I am uh… not from here?”
“What?”
„Es tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch“
There’s a good joke about a man from New Dehli that migrates to belfast and gets a job as a door to door salesman. On his first day he’s sent to a unionist area, he knocks on the door and makes his pitch. The owner of the house enquires where he’s from to which he replies ‘dehli’ the homeowner proceeds to kick the shite out of him and shouts ‘it’s london dehli, you fenian ba§tard’.
Unperturbed he nurses his wounds and decides that tomorrow will be a better day. On day 2 he’s sent to a nationalist area. Knocks on the first door and makes his sales pitch, the same idle chit chat occurs and he’s asked where he’s from. Thinking on his feet he replies ‘london dehli’ the homeowner proceeds to kick the shite out of him, shouting ‘it’s dehli, you orange č̣unt’.
I remember this “joke” from the ‘70s. It was not funny then, either.
Is that a kneecap joke