L’uomo dell’assistenza sociale dice alla corte che paga all’autista 250 euro a settimana per accompagnarlo – Notizie
https://www.kildare-nationalist.ie/news/man-on-social-welfare-tells-court-he-pays-driver-250-a-week-to-drive-him_arid-95429.html
di EnvironmentalShift25
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Hilarious story
>The man who Mr Muntean said was driving his car on the day took the stand and told the court: “I was driving on the day. He can’t drive. He pays me €250 a week and pays my insurance on the car.”
>Sgt Kirby wanted to know whether he had any pay slips from Mr Muntean or bank details of the income he derives from driving the defendant around, to which he said he hadn’t.
>Sgt Kirby said that the driver and Mr Muntean look completely different, that Mr Muntean was balding and that the driver had a full head of hair and that Garda Monaghan saw clearly who was driving on the day.
P.G. Wodehouse is on the bag
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Can see a difficulty if it’s just down to a Guards word that he committed a crime. There’s genuine mistakes and intentional errors possible.
6 months in prison he got, finally a feel good story.
That is absolutely hilarious. Imagine trying to listen to all that with a straight face.
I can’t believe they discussed the chauffeur at such length, regardless of whether he could afford it or not, it’s irrelevant, that’s not an alibi for being caight in the act by a garda.
All he needed was someone to vouch that he was somewhere else instead he goes for the most elaborate story ever
A 6 month sentence after 91 previous convictions this lad is keeping the guards and courts busy and them earning top money, bound to get a fine and suspended sentence on appeal. I’m sure the judge is rubbing his hands at the prospect of him appearing before him another 91 times.
When you roll a nat 1 on a cute hoor saving throw..
91 previous convictions?? Holy jesus
Treasure Island
91 previous convictions!!!
The judge should have done him for not paying employers taxes and enrolling his employee in the pension auto enrolment. Then for negligence having not allocated any of his social welfare to feed or cloth his kids.
“Mr Muntean said: “No. I’ve been paying to him for nearly the past year.”
Sgt Kirby estimated that Mr Muntean had paid the driver between €12,000 to €12,500 in that time”
If the judge didn’t believe him and his driver why are they not charged with perjury. Rack up another conviction
And he’d €1500 on hand for bail for his appeal
And what punishment for the dope who got up in front of the judge and lied about being his driver?
Good to see he is integrating well into Irish culture. Cute hoorism done right.
