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    Un biglietto anonimo che mi accusa di aver rubato una gonna?


    Oggi ho trovato questo nella mia casella di posta: “restituisci la gonna o la polizia” (mi ha anche chiamato “psicopatico”).

    Nessun nome, nessuna informazione di contatto.

    Non ho idea di cosa si tratti e non indosso nemmeno le gonne.

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    1. delcaek on

      Maybe it’s some 1980s glamrock guy who doesn’t like your music.

    2. TheReddective on

      I would say he wants you to play rock or something from The Police. /s

    4. arf_arf1 on

      Play more rock music or they’ll play The Police?

      That stings.

    5. Electrical_Walrus_46 on

      Play more glam rock or they’ll get the police to play. It’s time .. for you to listen to T. Rex and David Bowie.

    9. ScotDOS on

      They are the psychopath and probably have a police record.
      Or a sting album.

    10. alex_quine on

      They write like an English speaker trying to write German, if that helps you. Psychopath and Polizei are spelled wrong.

    12. IndividualistAW on

      Play both some hard rock and some stuff by The Police, and apologize for discontinuing your previous playment of such music, with maybe an “after all, you said “Police” not Polizei

    14. Wrestler7777777 on

      They probably don’t know who stole their skirt and simply threw a note into each mailbox.

      That way when you see that letter you might think they only put the note into your mailbox because they know that you did it. And in reality they have no clue who stole the skirt.

    15. GeniusPlayUnique on

      Honestly just ignore it. What’s the worst that could possibly happen?

      If they get the cops involved they might come to your house and ask you about it, you can tell them that you haven’t got the faintest clue of what that anonymous person is talking about but that you had been wondering what this deranged note was all about, give them the note and be done with it. Worst case scenario.

    17. P44 on

      Well, if you don’t have the skirt, I wouldn’t worry at all. The worst that can happen is, the police can ask you, have you stolen the skirt of that person. You say no, and you don’t even wear skirts. Then, it will take a couple of weeks and you’ll get a letter that the issue will no longer be pursued (“Verfahren eingestellt”).

    19. yungsausages on

      Maybe they assume you speak English and mean a literal rock/stone? Since they also wrote Police instead of Polizei. …Are you stealing peoples stones, OP?

    21. Tba953 on

      Ne you should play rock music as loud thar the neighbors can hear it. Everybody if asked have to do it.

    22. Murky-Coffee5819 on

      Wechselweise
      Die Ärzte – Unrockbar
      Judas Priest – Breaking the law
      spielen, dann sollte alles klar sein 😉

    23. Buxbaum666 on

      In 2026 it is time… to bring back the Rock.

      Starring: Jack Black

    24. Positive-Celery8334 on

      Möchte lösen: Zettel die ein Dorf-DJ zugesteckt bekommt

    26. random_name738472 on

      Probably just your local schizo dropping off some random notes. Don’t pay any more attention to it.

    27. magicLongus on

      Solange er dir steht, gilt die Absolution als erteilt. Jeder hat einen Fetisch.

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