That’s pretty fancy for a Ruzzian toilet. Don’t they usually just dig a hole every time they go?
GinofromUkraine on
Yeah, a typical Russian village toilet. Actually even in towns private houses often only have outhouses/latrines like this. Terrible smell, at night you’re eaten by mosquitoes and during the day you enjoy the buzz of flies that attract lots of big fat spiders that make webs in every corner. Oh, and in winter, that is long and harsh, you freeze your whatevers there. Russians usually make jokes about icy-frozen balls jingling like bells afterwards. Yeah, ‘jingle bells jingle all the way’ gets a whole new meaning after visiting a Russian loo in winter… 🙂
Generally, I’d say that what makes Russia unique as an empire is the fact that other empires, be it British, HRE or German, were usually providing their citizens with a quality of life higher than in their colonies while in Russia all those millions of gullible fools and agressive morons are satisfied with living in a shithole, provided that other countries are afraid of them because they spend all their money on weapons and wars and are ready to die by thousands or millions so that their current tsar could feel important on the international arena.
I wonder if anyone is ever capable of explaining them that FEAR/LOATHING and RESPECT are NOT the same. 🙁
MindPitt314 on
A bit off topic. If you go a 100 miles outside of Beijing, same thing. No plumbing. Shit buckets or a huge hole. These dictatorships don’t give one iota of care. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
estelita77 on
There was a russian guy who has shown the way:
One guy looted the wood the wooden planks for firewood. The local hospital in his town was very irritated that their only toilet was left as just as a hole in the ground that no one could use – and they would struggle to afford to rebuild the structure.
I am not even joking. Happened in 2023.
Boo_Radley80 on
To be honest, I am surprised that they did not try to install one of the toilets they had looted from the beginning of the war. Now where do they do their laundry?
ZuzBla on
Bunch of madlads on holidays in Kursk has been cracking me up since yesterday. And now the sub’s flair game…
HotStraightnNormal on
Why have a lid when the front boards are missing?
Sweet_Lane on
This one is actually an elite one. Has a wooden seat at least. Probably the village elder or pompolit.
A regular russian have just a hole in the ground, and a shed without a ceiling around it.
Golbar-59 on
If you want to make humanure at home, that’s what you want to shit in. Nothing wrong with it.
Intelligent-Donut236 on
And what are the stolen toilets connected to when the Russians get one? Lmao
Utgaard_Loke on
Ukrainians do not loot toilets, but they might have a toilet problem finding one that can flush in this special military operation.
Reddiver8493 on
Use C4…I ‘ve previously found that the practical, skilled application of high explosives usually resolves many of these sorts of problems…
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Oh *THAT’S* what the “Z” stands for- shithouse.
Dammit I love this timeline.
That’s pretty fancy for a Ruzzian toilet. Don’t they usually just dig a hole every time they go?
Yeah, a typical Russian village toilet. Actually even in towns private houses often only have outhouses/latrines like this. Terrible smell, at night you’re eaten by mosquitoes and during the day you enjoy the buzz of flies that attract lots of big fat spiders that make webs in every corner. Oh, and in winter, that is long and harsh, you freeze your whatevers there. Russians usually make jokes about icy-frozen balls jingling like bells afterwards. Yeah, ‘jingle bells jingle all the way’ gets a whole new meaning after visiting a Russian loo in winter… 🙂
Generally, I’d say that what makes Russia unique as an empire is the fact that other empires, be it British, HRE or German, were usually providing their citizens with a quality of life higher than in their colonies while in Russia all those millions of gullible fools and agressive morons are satisfied with living in a shithole, provided that other countries are afraid of them because they spend all their money on weapons and wars and are ready to die by thousands or millions so that their current tsar could feel important on the international arena.
I wonder if anyone is ever capable of explaining them that FEAR/LOATHING and RESPECT are NOT the same. 🙁
A bit off topic. If you go a 100 miles outside of Beijing, same thing. No plumbing. Shit buckets or a huge hole. These dictatorships don’t give one iota of care. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
There was a russian guy who has shown the way:
One guy looted the wood the wooden planks for firewood. The local hospital in his town was very irritated that their only toilet was left as just as a hole in the ground that no one could use – and they would struggle to afford to rebuild the structure.
I am not even joking. Happened in 2023.
To be honest, I am surprised that they did not try to install one of the toilets they had looted from the beginning of the war. Now where do they do their laundry?
Bunch of madlads on holidays in Kursk has been cracking me up since yesterday. And now the sub’s flair game…
Why have a lid when the front boards are missing?
This one is actually an elite one. Has a wooden seat at least. Probably the village elder or pompolit.
A regular russian have just a hole in the ground, and a shed without a ceiling around it.
If you want to make humanure at home, that’s what you want to shit in. Nothing wrong with it.
And what are the stolen toilets connected to when the Russians get one? Lmao
Ukrainians do not loot toilets, but they might have a toilet problem finding one that can flush in this special military operation.
Use C4…I ‘ve previously found that the practical, skilled application of high explosives usually resolves many of these sorts of problems…