Who would have guessed it is so easy? Just one order and the Ukrainians will be pushed out of ruzzia.
makerswe on
Putin orders his dog to clean his apartment by Friday.
This is how Russian’s think you get things done. You just need a strongman to point and yell. So Putin doesn’t have to explain anything or face any responsibility for his decisions. Because people like when he just points and yells. That’s the only thing necessary to be a competent leader in the minds of Russians.
One_Cream_6888 on
The Russians will die attempting to retake their own defence lines and laying waste to their own land.
MinorIrritant on
Mmm! A Putin deadline!
That gives us, what, an extra six months?
pltrbrt on
As I see he did not specify the year. …
Last_Explanation9105 on
To be pushed out of Kursk region toward Moscow region.
KeeperServant_Reborn on
That means there’s still 41 days of fun.
Hendrik_the_Third on
What with? All those pristine tank regiments with hardened veterans that never existed?
brownedpants on
That’s quite a timeframe. Shouldn’t a military be able to just go and do stuff?
mobileJay77 on
Easy, just pull out ALL troops from Ukrainian territory. Then you can defend Kursk.
CharmingFeature8 on
Which year?
wadevb1 on
Every previous deadline resulted in tens of thousands of dead Russians.
RupertBlossom on
He never specified a year. 2050?
C8nnond8le on
By 1 October, without taking troops from key areas in the Donbass…That probably means AFU will have a whole set of opportunities in Kherson, Zhaporizia and Kharkiv. I bet they won’t go unused
LiOTHEKING on
Never said whether it’s October 1st 2024 or 2025 or 2045… just to be careful 🤣
Delicious-Resource55 on
2024 or 2025 or 2026 ?
Such-fun4328 on
Push them out by Oct. 1 or I’ll make the following day Oct. 2
citit on
haha, 2030? 2035?
tommy3082 on
LOL
Neutraali on
You gotta admin, he’s very good at vocalizing arbitrary, meaningless deadlines.
Argon288 on
So from the sounds of it, Russia will soon begin their policy of razing cities and towns to the ground with artillery. Waves of under equipped, untrained minority conscripts to try to bleed Ukrainian ammo/resolve.
Yeah, this is going to be a fucking bloodbath. Slava Ukraini.
thats_a_boundary on
wait, I remember these orders from 2022.
PALLY31 on
Yes. Ukraine wil push themselves out as they enter and crush the Putin farce and armed forces in other oblasts, OR he can fall out the window from slipping off his own sweat from an oncoming coup.
Intelligent_Train785 on
lmfao. They will be in Moscow by then.
andreysc7 on
October ? We are still in August .. thats a long way 🙂
Additional_Amount_23 on
That’s so funny because it’s going to take either a monumental Ukrainian blunder or a Russian offensive that sacrifices so many men and equipment that it is in no way worth it, for this deadline to actually be met.
JCDU on
Hey does that work?
In which case I order Christina Ricci to come here right now and give me a back rub!
Usul_muhadib on
Putin’s days are numbered. Tic toc, tic toc.
Hashbeez on
Putin orders to take Kiew in 3 days…
cosmicrae on
Putin says this, Putin says that … hand him a gun and tell him to go do it !
Infinaris on
Oct 1: “Vatniks are successfully pushed out of Kursk.”
LawfulnessPossible20 on
Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl! Wer sind Sie, dass Sie es wagen, sich meinem Befehl zu widersetzen?
feedus-fetus_fajitas on
“they better be out by my birthday!”
beavis617 on
So Mr Putin, who claimed he would capture the Capitol of Ukraine in three days….how’s dat workin out for ya? Dumbass? How’s dat Make Russia great again thingie doin? What a stupid schmuck..😕
ferdiazgonzalez on
Goodwill gesture announcement on October 2nd
BabaGundala97 on
“5d chess, everything going according to plan” ahhh guy
NedSpark on
I order putin to go to Hague by the 1st of September
Classic_Scheme9088 on
Why didn’t he order that to be done by 1 September? Is he stupid?
bernheavy on
Putin is in panic. He has never been this weak and it seems like he is unable to resolve the Kursk issue. I am completely certain that influential people are questioning whether Putin is still the most suitable leader for the country. They are evaluating the potential consequences of a coup.
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Who would have guessed it is so easy? Just one order and the Ukrainians will be pushed out of ruzzia.
Putin orders his dog to clean his apartment by Friday.
This is how Russian’s think you get things done. You just need a strongman to point and yell. So Putin doesn’t have to explain anything or face any responsibility for his decisions. Because people like when he just points and yells. That’s the only thing necessary to be a competent leader in the minds of Russians.
The Russians will die attempting to retake their own defence lines and laying waste to their own land.
Mmm! A Putin deadline!
That gives us, what, an extra six months?
As I see he did not specify the year. …
To be pushed out of Kursk region toward Moscow region.
That means there’s still 41 days of fun.
What with? All those pristine tank regiments with hardened veterans that never existed?
That’s quite a timeframe. Shouldn’t a military be able to just go and do stuff?
Easy, just pull out ALL troops from Ukrainian territory. Then you can defend Kursk.
Which year?
Every previous deadline resulted in tens of thousands of dead Russians.
He never specified a year. 2050?
By 1 October, without taking troops from key areas in the Donbass…That probably means AFU will have a whole set of opportunities in Kherson, Zhaporizia and Kharkiv. I bet they won’t go unused
Never said whether it’s October 1st 2024 or 2025 or 2045… just to be careful 🤣
2024 or 2025 or 2026 ?
Push them out by Oct. 1 or I’ll make the following day Oct. 2
haha, 2030? 2035?
LOL
You gotta admin, he’s very good at vocalizing arbitrary, meaningless deadlines.
So from the sounds of it, Russia will soon begin their policy of razing cities and towns to the ground with artillery. Waves of under equipped, untrained minority conscripts to try to bleed Ukrainian ammo/resolve.
Yeah, this is going to be a fucking bloodbath. Slava Ukraini.
wait, I remember these orders from 2022.
Yes. Ukraine wil push themselves out as they enter and crush the Putin farce and armed forces in other oblasts, OR he can fall out the window from slipping off his own sweat from an oncoming coup.
lmfao. They will be in Moscow by then.
October ? We are still in August .. thats a long way 🙂
That’s so funny because it’s going to take either a monumental Ukrainian blunder or a Russian offensive that sacrifices so many men and equipment that it is in no way worth it, for this deadline to actually be met.
Hey does that work?
In which case I order Christina Ricci to come here right now and give me a back rub!
Putin’s days are numbered. Tic toc, tic toc.
Putin orders to take Kiew in 3 days…
Putin says this, Putin says that … hand him a gun and tell him to go do it !
Oct 1: “Vatniks are successfully pushed out of Kursk.”
Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl! Wer sind Sie, dass Sie es wagen, sich meinem Befehl zu widersetzen?
“they better be out by my birthday!”
So Mr Putin, who claimed he would capture the Capitol of Ukraine in three days….how’s dat workin out for ya? Dumbass? How’s dat Make Russia great again thingie doin? What a stupid schmuck..😕
Goodwill gesture announcement on October 2nd
“5d chess, everything going according to plan” ahhh guy
I order putin to go to Hague by the 1st of September
Why didn’t he order that to be done by 1 September? Is he stupid?
Putin is in panic. He has never been this weak and it seems like he is unable to resolve the Kursk issue. I am completely certain that influential people are questioning whether Putin is still the most suitable leader for the country. They are evaluating the potential consequences of a coup.