The word “could” is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence.
BrickEnvironmental37 on
We need to nuke Athlone.
Thisisnotevenamane on
Everyone knows the portal is actually under Birr.
Wooden-Collar-6181 on
Not again.
One_Inevitable_5401 on
I’m really worried
KosmicheRay on
Yeah, I seen the hoarding up around golden Island alright.
One_Inevitable_5401 on
What’s the point in predicting that, when he’s wrong he will look like a twat, if on the off chance, he’s right and aliens take over the world we aren’t going to stop and tell him how smart he is as we’re being probed
Patiently awaiting Outkast’s next record, ATHLiens.
tearsandpain84 on
Apparently at the moment there is a swarm of UFO’s over the east coast of America that is being monitored by a fleet of government drones.
Maleficent_Hawk_2775 on
How can I study to be this UFO expert?
Ok-Kaleidoscope1866 on
Any self-respecting alien would nope the fuck out of Athlone as soon as they got through the portal
North_Activity_5980 on
I knew there was something not quite right about Athlone.
knobbles78 on

mybighairyarse on
Well, I never
Character_Desk1647 on
I could hook up with Sabrina Carpenter
Financial-Painter689 on
At this point an alien invasion wouldn’t even crack the top 500 things that would give me anxiety. I wish they’d stop edging us and just get on with it
Dazzling_Detective79 on
Fella who found the “meteorite” on the beach is at it again
bplurt on
I’ve been to Athlone. I think it might already have started.
Backrow6 on
Pat McDonagh has already put in for planning at the Portal Plaza
Brokenteethmonkey on
I thought cork was center of universe
Ok-Entrepreneur1487 on
Finally something interesting to happen here
Necessary_Physics375 on
They haven’t shot them down yet, so therefore, they must be aliens.. or maybe just their own drones??
odie_wan_ on
Sounds like an urban dictionary definition e.g. Shove it up your oul Athlone Portal ye cunt ye / The wee green men probed him right up the old Athlone Portal.
sythingtackle on
Hope they bring sparks, plumbers, joiners and brickies with them
woodpigeon01 on
The word “expert” is doing some heavy lifting in this article…
O-Brick on
I for one welcome our new alien overlords
Rodonite on
At least Sligo is safe as long as Queen Meabh keeps the carrowmore vortex at a low level
Basic_Reason9169 on
Is this the same guy who found a meteor on Sutton Beach🤣
SirTheadore on
Class. Can they bring snacks? Do they like pints?
thisistheSnydercut on
Sure why not
Prestigious_Key_7801 on
Coincidentally my pet name for your mums fanny was the Athlone Portal as a whole army had come through it
LetterHopeful on
Will the aliens get free state accomodation when they land and a phone so ET can phone home ?
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The word “could” is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence.
We need to nuke Athlone.
Everyone knows the portal is actually under Birr.
Not again.
I’m really worried
Yeah, I seen the hoarding up around golden Island alright.
What’s the point in predicting that, when he’s wrong he will look like a twat, if on the off chance, he’s right and aliens take over the world we aren’t going to stop and tell him how smart he is as we’re being probed
They won’t look out of place in athlone anyway
Might be an expert in UFOs, but definitely not [web design](https://www.angelfire.com/weird2/upri/copy_of_index.html).
Sean’s bar is my guess as the portal. They’ll have done their research surely?
Personally, I’m waiting for the solstice sun to finally trigger the Newgrange teleport facility, and light our way to the stars.
Sadly, the Tuatha dé Danann forgot that this was Ireland, so it was going to be cloudy for several thousand years.
Phone home

Dude is off his rocker. Everyone knows the interdimensional portal is in limerick junction.
Irish UFO magazine from 1976 on https://www.reddit.com/r/IrishHistory/s/NszsaKz7C9

Patiently awaiting Outkast’s next record, ATHLiens.
Apparently at the moment there is a swarm of UFO’s over the east coast of America that is being monitored by a fleet of government drones.
How can I study to be this UFO expert?
Any self-respecting alien would nope the fuck out of Athlone as soon as they got through the portal
I knew there was something not quite right about Athlone.

Well, I never
I could hook up with Sabrina Carpenter
At this point an alien invasion wouldn’t even crack the top 500 things that would give me anxiety. I wish they’d stop edging us and just get on with it
Fella who found the “meteorite” on the beach is at it again
I’ve been to Athlone. I think it might already have started.
Pat McDonagh has already put in for planning at the Portal Plaza
I thought cork was center of universe
Finally something interesting to happen here
They haven’t shot them down yet, so therefore, they must be aliens.. or maybe just their own drones??
Sounds like an urban dictionary definition e.g. Shove it up your oul Athlone Portal ye cunt ye / The wee green men probed him right up the old Athlone Portal.
Hope they bring sparks, plumbers, joiners and brickies with them
The word “expert” is doing some heavy lifting in this article…
I for one welcome our new alien overlords
At least Sligo is safe as long as Queen Meabh keeps the carrowmore vortex at a low level
Is this the same guy who found a meteor on Sutton Beach🤣
Class. Can they bring snacks? Do they like pints?
Sure why not
Coincidentally my pet name for your mums fanny was the Athlone Portal as a whole army had come through it
Will the aliens get free state accomodation when they land and a phone so ET can phone home ?