RIP.ie è sempre stato un luogo abbastanza dignitoso e giustamente.
Tuttavia, ora sembrerebbe che, con l’incombere di una maggiore concorrenza nel mercato degli annunci di morte digitali, stiano aggiungendo nuove funzionalità come avvisi istantanei in cui puoi scoprire informazioni sui decessi ancora più rapidamente.
Ora i vecchi ragazzi del pub che si godono una pinta possono ricevere un avviso immediato se qualcuno è morto nella zona. Fast food, fast fashion e ora avvisi di morte veloce. L’Irlanda sta davvero cambiando.
RIP.ie now has instant alerts – find out about deaths even quicker.
byu/baghdadcafe inireland
di baghdadcafe
24 commenti
Fuck’s sake… like I needed any more notifications like “Alert : Lost ping to JOHN.JOE.DAVIS”.
This is ridiculous
I’m waiting for RIP: The Minority Report Edition. Can’t wait to find out about deaths before they happen.
I mean yeah it’ll be the quickest I’ll be notified of my absent father’s whereabouts this time
Alerts are working a while now on there. It’s not new.
Bit mad that you can death notices delivered as quick as weather alerts now.
“3m ago – Light rain expected to start in your area”
“2m ago – Paddy just died”
Grabbing the popcorn for this one can only imagine the fun an ex employee whose not on good terms with them and literally give everybody a different notice going to be deadly funny will have mass panic.
Upload your m8s contacts and get live updates
Gonna set up alerts for all my ops so I know when they die
“I see Paddy O’Brien just dropped dead”
“What did he die of?”
“a tuesday, I believe”..
I heard they were introducing AI to alert you before someone dies.
DEAD SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
I have my granny for that. “Do you know John down the road? No. Can you believe he died?'”
Every time.
My aunt has RIP.ie set as her browser homepage. She is about to become more powerful that I could have ever imagined.
My mother, the absolute morbid ghoul that she is, lives on [RIP.ie](http://RIP.ie) and is constantly reading it. She’ll be delighted by this. Anything to get the dose of misery.
*queue up that gif of Mrs. Doyle saying “Maybe i like the misery”*
I suppose it beats getting them forwarded to you on Whatsapp.
Follow Nana
All these different sites now for deaths. Can’t be going around them all looking to see who is dead. Someone needs to create a Trivago like site that captures them all.
Sure it’s nice to have alerts but I need Outlook integration to automatically put funerals in my calendar so I can prioritise the important ones and network more efficiently.
This is quicker than Aoife Kennedy’s bedroom getting cleared out.
I got an alert I was dead before I hit the ground
Some service
lol, next they should hook up with one of the genealogy sites and show the dead persons family tree so that there is no confusion about “which Pat Murphy would he be now?”
Now link it with fb marketplace
While I do think its a bit much, it is just a modernisation of your local radio reading death notices on the hour – my in-laws still listen in on a daily basis.