Robbery, It wasn’t long ago that you’d get a Guinness for under €5 bn.
Elbon on
Good use of the Apple money
jakedublin on
someone will buy it, reduce the quality with cheaper ingredients , move manufacturing abroad, but thats progress…
ControlThen8258 on
What if we all went in?
Important_Farmer924 on
Israel just thought of the biggest troll move ever..
el-finko on
I worked for Diageo for 15 years. This is not rubbish.
ZestycloseBeach5946 on
Well now we know what to spend the Apple money on don’t we
Big_Prick_On_Ya on
I know I’ll be downvoted for this but at heart I’m a romanticist and I’d love for us to buy this and nationalise Guinness for the common good of every Irish woman, man and child. In 2023 Guinness profit generated 2.5 billion euros. It would be a handy little social dividend for the Irish people to receive every year – roughly around 500 euros in our bank accounts annually.
justsayinbtw on
If we all club together say €100 each. We will be able to afford a barrel.
aspublic on
Based in London…
DoctorSundayGame on
They’d get that easily if it’s temple bar
P319 on
And we found our use for the Apple money
Ok-Rent259 on
Diageo is a spirits company that just happens to own the most famous beer in the world.
I presume they consider selling it or separating it from the rest of the portfolio regularly.
eboy-888 on
Private equity enters the room.
Strip the assets, cut jobs, more manufacturing abroad, luxury apartments at James Gate.
boyga01 on
Fuck me it’s going to be Nestle isn’t it. 🤣
fipop on
Please don’t let Elon find out about this.
Cool_83 on
€2.5 billion profit per year and selling for only 4 times that, seems to be a stupid sell but a good buy.
Bonoisapox on
Hopefully our beloved mcgregor buys it
Hobbes_87 on
Apparently they’re going to sell off about $7 billion of it first, let things settle a while, then sell the remaining $3 billion.
Wooden_Wolf_4982 on
Ah fuck lads once she’s sold the quality will drop. They’ve already dropped it in Australia, outsourced to a brewing place there and according to the Australians the new stuff made there is rotten.
Tinks2much0422 on
Have a whip round to save the price of a proper pint?
Donie4 on
Maybe Pernod Ricard might be tempted, seen as they already have a foot in Ireland. Granted it’s in the whiskey business but they would be large enough to afford it.
Ok-Mongoose-7494 on
It’ll be sold, St James’ gate will close. Brewing will go to abroad or Nigeria will become the only brewery. That’ll be the end of it.
Academic_Noise_5724 on
If only we had €13 billion lying around
InterestingFactor825 on
Seems like a very low valuation.
kieranfitz on
Lads, we’ve been wondering what to do with the apple money. There’s no way this can lose.
bartontees on
Queue Conor McGregor bullshitting that he might buy it
susanboylesvajazzle on
If it goes up for sale some private equity outfit will buy it and fuck it up.
Impressive-Smoke1883 on
I have it. Who do I call?
JohnDempsy on
ill chance the credit union monday morning
jackoirl on
Finally! Something to spend our Apple money on!
Laser_Wolf1 on
Ooohhhhh imagine Musk bought it 🥲
cjamcmahon1 on
ah so that’s what the whole splitting the G thing was about (gaining publicity and upping the price before spinning it off)
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Go Fund Me lads, let’s bring it home.
Robbery, It wasn’t long ago that you’d get a Guinness for under €5 bn.
Good use of the Apple money
someone will buy it, reduce the quality with cheaper ingredients , move manufacturing abroad, but thats progress…
What if we all went in?
Israel just thought of the biggest troll move ever..
I worked for Diageo for 15 years. This is not rubbish.
Well now we know what to spend the Apple money on don’t we
I know I’ll be downvoted for this but at heart I’m a romanticist and I’d love for us to buy this and nationalise Guinness for the common good of every Irish woman, man and child. In 2023 Guinness profit generated 2.5 billion euros. It would be a handy little social dividend for the Irish people to receive every year – roughly around 500 euros in our bank accounts annually.
If we all club together say €100 each. We will be able to afford a barrel.
Based in London…
They’d get that easily if it’s temple bar
And we found our use for the Apple money
Diageo is a spirits company that just happens to own the most famous beer in the world.
I presume they consider selling it or separating it from the rest of the portfolio regularly.
Private equity enters the room.
Strip the assets, cut jobs, more manufacturing abroad, luxury apartments at James Gate.
Fuck me it’s going to be Nestle isn’t it. 🤣
Please don’t let Elon find out about this.
€2.5 billion profit per year and selling for only 4 times that, seems to be a stupid sell but a good buy.
Hopefully our beloved mcgregor buys it
Apparently they’re going to sell off about $7 billion of it first, let things settle a while, then sell the remaining $3 billion.
Ah fuck lads once she’s sold the quality will drop. They’ve already dropped it in Australia, outsourced to a brewing place there and according to the Australians the new stuff made there is rotten.
Have a whip round to save the price of a proper pint?
Maybe Pernod Ricard might be tempted, seen as they already have a foot in Ireland. Granted it’s in the whiskey business but they would be large enough to afford it.
It’ll be sold, St James’ gate will close. Brewing will go to abroad or Nigeria will become the only brewery. That’ll be the end of it.
If only we had €13 billion lying around
Seems like a very low valuation.
Lads, we’ve been wondering what to do with the apple money. There’s no way this can lose.
Queue Conor McGregor bullshitting that he might buy it
If it goes up for sale some private equity outfit will buy it and fuck it up.
I have it. Who do I call?
ill chance the credit union monday morning
Finally! Something to spend our Apple money on!
Ooohhhhh imagine Musk bought it 🥲
ah so that’s what the whole splitting the G thing was about (gaining publicity and upping the price before spinning it off)