I capi di Stato nordici si sono incontrati stasera a cena a casa del primo ministro danese

The only truly civilized nations.

I can’t express how envious I am about… everything in the nordic countries. The mentality, the everday culture, the social systems, the relatively uncomplicated way of doing things. I know that they are not perfect, but they are definitely better than the situation in this hellhole called Germany, where everything is so stiff, inflexible, unecessarily complicated, unimaginative and idiotic.

Or, to quote Heinrich Heine:

“A curse on our fatherland false and contriving, |
Where shame and disgrace alone are seen thriving, |
Where flowers are pluck’d before they unfold, |
Where batten the worms on corruption and mould…”

Is the furniture Ikea, though?

So no Iceland here?