Satira rumena: la fidanzata di Putin gelosa di Trump perché lo “succhia” più spesso di lei
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Satira rumena: la fidanzata di Putin gelosa di Trump perché lo “succhia” più spesso di lei
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di Fine_Butterfly_9117
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He’s also better at it because Donnie does it out of passion first, not just money.
*Pouts lips covered in orange*
“I am the best suctionist. That’s right I made up a word. I did that. No word could describe my semen extraction ability so I had to invent a new word. I love it. It might be my new favorite word. It used to be Tariffs, now it’s “suctionist”. I just signed an executive order to put it first in the dictionary. Maybe even on the cover.”
Orange man, probably.
Wow, so funny.
Sucks so hard and often that he has developed an irreversible case of ” cocksuckers cramp” as displayed in photo
You never fail to amaze me, Romania.
This isn’t satire, this is actual news.
Times New Roman is such a brilliant name for Romanian newspaper
God bless Romania 🇷🇴
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Meanwhile the rest of Europe deepthroating netanyahu 😅
That picture 😅🤣
Link to the article: https://www.timesnewroman.ro/politic/prietena-lui-putin-e-geloasa-pe-trump-ca-i-o-suge-presedintelui-rus-mai-des-decat-ea/
And translation:
>Conjugal issues at the Kremlin. Vladimir Putin’s girlfriend is increasingly jealous of Donald Trump, who has been sucking off the Russian president more often than her since the reelection.
>And not just more often, but far better. For example, when Trump accused Ukraine, not Russia, of starting the war between the two countries, Vladimir Putin had the most intense orgasm of his life. The orgasm Trump gave him surpassed any orgasm that he had with his girlfriend.
>Furthermore, Trump asks Elon Musk to suck off Vladimir Putin from time to time, which the American billionaire does eagerly – this only accentuates the jealousy of the Russian president’s girlfriend.
>The future doesn’t look bright at all for her. Trump will soon personally meet with Putin, a chance to suck him off even more intensely than before. In a stroke of irony, this meeting between the two, a meeting where one man will suck off another man, will take place in the capital of Saudi Arabia, a country where homosexuality is a capital offence.