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    5. v1rulent on

      Honestly, Interlaken is pretty much foreign territory already. Take it.

    8. Internal_Leke on

      Just take Savoie Mr. Putin, look at the flag, it is definitely one of our cantons.

    11. Je5u5_ on

      Honestly just make Zürich the singapour of Europe. We dont need the rest. They will miss us, but its a price we are willing to pay. All good things come to and end someday. We can send the other cantons postcards every now and again.

    13. Beautiful-Act4320 on

      That weird place called Neutrality is kinda outdated, wouldn’t mind giving that one up for more defense cooperation with France, Germany and the EU.

    15. Background-Web6001 on

      Liechtenstein, but first transfer the people and the wealth to SG.

      (I know, Li isn’t swiss, but if Putin knows that as well… I am not so sure Muha)

    16. ExcitingKitchen3771 on

      Schaffhausen? could be easily cut off “map-wise”

    19. Nutisbak2 on

      Hmmmm here’s the answer then, Ukraine just tells Putin he can have Switzerland

    20. policygeek80 on

      Jura, we don’t really need it, right? We could add Ticino but it is nice to have a place where food is good.

    21. Mysterious-Resort297 on

      Yea he can have the whole swiss german part if he wants. They’ll stop ducking the votes constantly eventually.

    22. siorge on

      I know you are all trying to be witty/funny but I sure as hell wish that, should something like this ever happen to Switzerland, we will all fight for each other and put the petty squabbles aside

    23. Unicron1982 on

      Oh, take the whole french Part, SVP Aargau and maybe Olten as a bonus.

    24. OSRS_BotterUltra_jr on

      I tried explaining this once at someone at work but for some reason they didnt understand

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