Some of these comics are so low effort to be honest…
I get the point but come on, even I could come up with something like that and I’m boring as hell.
Average_NPC_Viewer on
Honestly, at this point it‘s concerning that this isn‘t even unrealistic anymore. At the current stage of US politics we might actually get to see some sort of USA-russia partnership. How the FUCK did this even happen?!? A country that used to be russia‘s biggest enemy is actively being led by a self-centered idiot who thinks that abandoning the western world for russia is a good idea.
hodgkinthepirate on
Here’s some trivia for you all.
Fun fact(s):
– The largest Russian republic is Yakutia (Sakha Republic). Houses much of Russia’s diamonds and is roughly the size of India.
– Tuva’s constitution ~~actually has~~ had a clause on seceding from Russia. Russia annexed Tuva in the 1940s. The interesting part? Tuva has one of the highest casuality counts in the Russia-Ukraine war.
– Bashkortostan and Tatarstan house much of Russia’s oil reserves.
– Some Russians actually want the North Caucasian republics (Chechnya, Dagestan, Ingushetia) to leave Russia. The Ingush and the Ossetians hate each other.
– Finland ceded parts of its territory to Russia at the end of the Winter War. Some Finnish nationalists actually call for the secession of Karelia. [Good reading on the subject.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_question)
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Russian Republic,
and to the nation for which it stands,
one people united in strength, indivisible,
with freedom and justice for all.
Peaceful_notHarmless on
Nah I’m still breathing here. Not a fucking chance. We might be under occupation but the resistance lives on.
Aegeansunset12 on
Incoming Americans : Texas is the largest European oblast!!!!! California makes more rubles than Germany!!! /s
qrak01 on
Burger-eating surrender monkeys.
If ever again anyone from “west” asks how it’s possible that dictators rise to power and why people won’t do anything, we can point them Trump 2.0
FixTheLoginBug on
Hungary and Serbia and such are also Russian puppet-states.
shinmatt on
Watch out, new witty two panel comic just dropped about Putin and Trump
Eagle_eye_Online on
To be fair Russia has free healthcare, rights to education, and police won’t simply execute you for a broken tail light.
Under Russian rule the US would actually improve, despite all odds.
It just shows how horrible the US actually is.
MmmIceCreamSoBAD on
Meanwhile back in reality, the Trump administration resumed aid and intelligence sharing with Ukraine. Trump’s a dumbass but the US is still giving more aid than the vast majority of nations in europe.
European nations are quick to pat themselves on the back that they are not as rude and stupid as Trump, which is indeed a good thing, but don’t actually back it up with any action. Europe needs to be spending hundreds of billions of euros on military aid for Ukraine but Trump has been elected since November and essentially nothing has happened.
Finland giving a medal to Zelenskyy isn’t useful. I’m reminded of his quote in the beginning of the war: “I don’t need a ride, I need ammo.” Except now its ‘I don’t need statements of solidarity, I need ammo.’
Ewendmc on
They aren’t even a Republic, just an Oblast.
nghiemnguyen415 on
TraitorTrump is a Russian asset, has been one since 1987. His code name is Krosnov. He is a sellout who has been activated to destroy America from within.
koinaambachabhihai on
Nothing wrong with it, please continue.
MuggedByRealiti on
I don’t think Nazis have a right to call the US a Russian state
Peaceful_notHarmless on
You know when people talk about me, ya know , they say he’s really smart, oh he’s very smart. He is a great negotiator. One of the smartest leaders in the world.
So smart in fact and keen on negotiating, he somehow negotiated a dick into every Americans ass at the exact same time.
People said ya know it was really a great deal, and it was we did very well. Made so much money and just took it all like a genius, people have called me a genius. Thats just what they say.
Tichy on
So funny and witty. Chapeau.
theonethat3 on
The boy who cries Wolf. Once something happens to Europe, Americans are going be like, eh anyways
shele on
Many people in the United States LOVE being the 24th republic.
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Some of these comics are so low effort to be honest…
I get the point but come on, even I could come up with something like that and I’m boring as hell.
Honestly, at this point it‘s concerning that this isn‘t even unrealistic anymore. At the current stage of US politics we might actually get to see some sort of USA-russia partnership. How the FUCK did this even happen?!? A country that used to be russia‘s biggest enemy is actively being led by a self-centered idiot who thinks that abandoning the western world for russia is a good idea.
Here’s some trivia for you all.
Fun fact(s):
– The largest Russian republic is Yakutia (Sakha Republic). Houses much of Russia’s diamonds and is roughly the size of India.
– Tuva’s constitution ~~actually has~~ had a clause on seceding from Russia. Russia annexed Tuva in the 1940s. The interesting part? Tuva has one of the highest casuality counts in the Russia-Ukraine war.
– Bashkortostan and Tatarstan house much of Russia’s oil reserves.
– Some Russians actually want the North Caucasian republics (Chechnya, Dagestan, Ingushetia) to leave Russia. The Ingush and the Ossetians hate each other.
– Finland ceded parts of its territory to Russia at the end of the Winter War. Some Finnish nationalists actually call for the secession of Karelia. [Good reading on the subject.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_question)
Last but not least:
– Crimea is not Russian. Period.
>> 40 points (95% upvoted)
Fun fact: Crimea is painted as part of Russia.
at least Alaska is safe!
I see he gave Alaska and Hawaii To Chy-nuh.
https://youtu.be/DLMgCxaR9UE?si=DF7ZbIT1-bABf6j8
When Trump tries to invade Canada
It’s sad how much the usa has fallen
R-US
Boomer cartoon style
“Our cherished 23rd republic”
You missed alaska 🫣
USAR
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Russian Republic,
and to the nation for which it stands,
one people united in strength, indivisible,
with freedom and justice for all.
Nah I’m still breathing here. Not a fucking chance. We might be under occupation but the resistance lives on.
Incoming Americans : Texas is the largest European oblast!!!!! California makes more rubles than Germany!!! /s
Burger-eating surrender monkeys.
If ever again anyone from “west” asks how it’s possible that dictators rise to power and why people won’t do anything, we can point them Trump 2.0
Hungary and Serbia and such are also Russian puppet-states.
Watch out, new witty two panel comic just dropped about Putin and Trump
To be fair Russia has free healthcare, rights to education, and police won’t simply execute you for a broken tail light.
Under Russian rule the US would actually improve, despite all odds.
It just shows how horrible the US actually is.
Meanwhile back in reality, the Trump administration resumed aid and intelligence sharing with Ukraine. Trump’s a dumbass but the US is still giving more aid than the vast majority of nations in europe.
European nations are quick to pat themselves on the back that they are not as rude and stupid as Trump, which is indeed a good thing, but don’t actually back it up with any action. Europe needs to be spending hundreds of billions of euros on military aid for Ukraine but Trump has been elected since November and essentially nothing has happened.
Finland giving a medal to Zelenskyy isn’t useful. I’m reminded of his quote in the beginning of the war: “I don’t need a ride, I need ammo.” Except now its ‘I don’t need statements of solidarity, I need ammo.’
They aren’t even a Republic, just an Oblast.
TraitorTrump is a Russian asset, has been one since 1987. His code name is Krosnov. He is a sellout who has been activated to destroy America from within.
Nothing wrong with it, please continue.
I don’t think Nazis have a right to call the US a Russian state
You know when people talk about me, ya know , they say he’s really smart, oh he’s very smart. He is a great negotiator. One of the smartest leaders in the world.
So smart in fact and keen on negotiating, he somehow negotiated a dick into every Americans ass at the exact same time.
People said ya know it was really a great deal, and it was we did very well. Made so much money and just took it all like a genius, people have called me a genius. Thats just what they say.
So funny and witty. Chapeau.
The boy who cries Wolf. Once something happens to Europe, Americans are going be like, eh anyways
Many people in the United States LOVE being the 24th republic.