Look how beautiful and clean everything is compared to Dublin. The streets of our city are strewn with rubbish and cigarette ends.
Frozenlime on
I’m highly sceptical of these happiness rankings. Based on the factors they use to determine the results, it’s more like a quality of life ranking. Happiness is far more than that though. Some of the wealthiest people in the world are miserable, or even kill themselves they’re so unhappy.
esreire on
how does the article not provide a link to the list/report ?!
3hrstillsundown on
We’ve been hovering around 15th for a while now. I think it’s about right. We’re a top-20 country to live in, not a top-10 country.
Margrave75 on
Feckin Finns
“Ooooooooooh look at us, we’re so great because we’re sooooo happy”
Feck off.
AprilMaria on
What’s grinding my gears is Israel are 8th. Bad enough to be a shower of genocidal bastards but to be happy while being such is a bridge too far.
Tzymisie on
It’s very easy. Finland, Sweden and Iceland have a quite high suicide rate. So since all the unhappy whack themselves – only happiness remains 😬
esreire on
How is Israel, a country at war and under threat so high up ?
HairyMcBoon on
It’s all down to the saunas.
Proven physical, mental health, and social benefits.
Normalise sauna culture in Ireland!
barbie91 on
Maybe I like the misery.
wascallywabbit666 on
Yeah but it’s all bollocks really.
As an example, one of their categories is GDP per capita. Firstly, we all know that GDP in Ireland is misleading. Secondly, living in a high income country does not necessarily make you happy. The inclusion of that category biases the whole thing towards the western world.
The happiest people I ever met were Indonesians. Give them a guitar, a badminton set and a pack of cigarettes and they’ll be laughing away all day. However, the country has low GDP, high corruption and low social support, so apparently that means they’re unhappy. They’re 83rd on the list. However, they’re infinitely better craic than the Finnish
CreatedByDog on
“The happiness ranking is based on a three-year average of individuals’ self-assessed evaluations of life satisfaction, as well as GDP per capita, social support, healthy life expectancy, freedom, generosity and corruption.”
We would be way lower if it wasn’t for our fake GDP and if our high number of emigrants had a say
Well that’s expected, if it was based on the question “How you gettin’ on Gary?” you Irish answer with “Not too bad, Darren, yourself?”.
The census dude probably put down “Just a little bad but not too much”.
Sounds about right then.
Bill_Badbody on
Was in Helsinki last year for the the nations league game and the finish ultas walked past the Irish bar singing:
“Happiest country in the world, you’ll sing that”
ting_tong- on
Its a matter of perspective. Pointless list
whatThisOldThrowAway on
The entire score is based on asking old people to rate their quality of life 1-10. It’s mostly bollox, in other words. If it was called the “How well off do people who routinely pick up their phone and answer surveys feel in each country?” it would be more accurate.
Everything else mentioned in the article (about eating alone, well functioning society, democracy, free speech etc etc etc) that ‘explains’ the score is just unrelated observations, not tied to the ranking by statistics or study-design – just a guestimates and speculation that they might be relevant.
Take just one simple example of why surveying people is a limited vector for assessing true ‘happiness’: Relative contentment. If I’m living in Mexico and rate it 5/10, and then quality of life in Iran plummets… I’m not going to be thinking about that very often. If a despot takes over in Syria and gasses his own people to spite the kurds… well I don’t see that in my doomscrolling quite *as* often: I’m stil 5/10. However, if my closest neighbor, that controls most of the world’s media organizations starts to fall apart and turn fascist, I see that very, very often. It’s all over my news feeds and apps, and it feels like the world is falling apart, but my country is still mostly ok? Maybe I should start to be a bit grateful… My life hasn’t changed but I’m a 7/10 now. While someone in French speaking Africa is all the while significantly less affected, despite their life getting a little better they’ve only gone from a 2/10 to a 3/10.
_WhoisMrBilly_ on

DannyDublin1975 on
This is hilarious 😂 My mate LIVES in Tampere. It is without doubt the biggest Shithole l have ever been to in my life (and I’ve been to Zagreb!) . I have had the misfortune to visit him eight times in the last twenty years, and there is no bigger kip in Europe. I dread buying the ticket to go see him, It is an ordeal. The Finnish people are beyond depressed,they are in despair. Alcohol stops getting served in the off-licence l think at 4 pm on a Friday to stop people killing themselves with vodka. It is freezing and dark in the winter,20 hours of blackest night…..for six months! Then it’s worse in the summer,20 or so hours of sunny daylight….even at 3am! Your body is FUUUUUUUCKED trying to adapt. It’s like torture,like jet lag on steroids. I actually got sick from the endless daylight and wanted to kill myself. It’s HELL on Earth. The Finns? They are Zombies,walking around,glum faced, and bitter. So angry that they live in this absolute SHITHOLE. Tampere is just grey buildings and a few metal bars. ( Every bar is a metal bar in Finnland) The men all have long hair and beards,wear DIO teeshirts from 1987 and drink until they collapse in a pile of their own vomit,oh and the bars are a total sausage factory. The women ( if you can even see one) are Heifers. Big fat yokes,all size 14-22!!! hideous! There, the ratio has to be about 13 guys to every cow. There are no redeeming features to Tampere. The food is awful,C grade fruit and vegetables that arrive a week late from Holland, and so EXPENSIVE! The prices are insane! Want to go a Restaurant!? The prices are prohibitive! Tampere is a grey nasty ugly City that Stalin would be proud of. Dublin is like Venice or Rome in comparison, and there are few bigger shitholes than Dublin ( ok, maybe Zagreb and Tampere). There is no bigger kip in Europe. Still l get down on my knees and thank God everyday that l was not born a Finn because if l had been you would find me swinging gently from a tree in one of their many forests by a rope. That’s another thing,it’s nothing but forests everywhere. God help those poor bastards,stuck there in winter in that dump. If you are having a bad day today,just thank God you are not Finnish and that you don’t live in Tampere, the “Limerick” of Finnland. My mate told me that the suicide rate is off the charts too,no surprises there. Maybe l should tell people someday how l really feel about Finland but this will do for now.
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Only 15th? That makes me mad.
But I was told socialism was a one-way highway to human misery, and there isn’t a magic money tree to pay for things???
Fecking Denmark
It’s weird cause every finish person I’ve ever met online is insanely depressed
This news pisses me off which is probably why we are 15th.
Ah shur tis a great little country
Partially because they don’t let bad weather get in the way of developing excellent outdoor public amenities.
Our inability to build a BBQ is ruining our society
They also have the highest rate of heavy metal bands in Finland. Does that mean that heavy metal equals happiness?
[https://rankingroyals.com/entertainment/most-metal-bands-per-capita-by-country-top-108-countries/](https://rankingroyals.com/entertainment/most-metal-bands-per-capita-by-country-top-108-countries/)
Look how beautiful and clean everything is compared to Dublin. The streets of our city are strewn with rubbish and cigarette ends.
I’m highly sceptical of these happiness rankings. Based on the factors they use to determine the results, it’s more like a quality of life ranking. Happiness is far more than that though. Some of the wealthiest people in the world are miserable, or even kill themselves they’re so unhappy.
how does the article not provide a link to the list/report ?!
We’ve been hovering around 15th for a while now. I think it’s about right. We’re a top-20 country to live in, not a top-10 country.
Feckin Finns
“Ooooooooooh look at us, we’re so great because we’re sooooo happy”
Feck off.
What’s grinding my gears is Israel are 8th. Bad enough to be a shower of genocidal bastards but to be happy while being such is a bridge too far.
It’s very easy. Finland, Sweden and Iceland have a quite high suicide rate. So since all the unhappy whack themselves – only happiness remains 😬
How is Israel, a country at war and under threat so high up ?
It’s all down to the saunas.
Proven physical, mental health, and social benefits.
Normalise sauna culture in Ireland!
Maybe I like the misery.
Yeah but it’s all bollocks really.
As an example, one of their categories is GDP per capita. Firstly, we all know that GDP in Ireland is misleading. Secondly, living in a high income country does not necessarily make you happy. The inclusion of that category biases the whole thing towards the western world.
The happiest people I ever met were Indonesians. Give them a guitar, a badminton set and a pack of cigarettes and they’ll be laughing away all day. However, the country has low GDP, high corruption and low social support, so apparently that means they’re unhappy. They’re 83rd on the list. However, they’re infinitely better craic than the Finnish
“The happiness ranking is based on a three-year average of individuals’ self-assessed evaluations of life satisfaction, as well as GDP per capita, social support, healthy life expectancy, freedom, generosity and corruption.”
We would be way lower if it wasn’t for our fake GDP and if our high number of emigrants had a say
[Their mountains so lofty, their treetops so tall, Finland, Finland, Finland, Finland has it all. ](https://youtu.be/baHsoEAAMZU?si=26F39BSf8GbWxbj_)
Well that’s expected, if it was based on the question “How you gettin’ on Gary?” you Irish answer with “Not too bad, Darren, yourself?”.
The census dude probably put down “Just a little bad but not too much”.
Sounds about right then.
Was in Helsinki last year for the the nations league game and the finish ultas walked past the Irish bar singing:
“Happiest country in the world, you’ll sing that”
Its a matter of perspective. Pointless list
The entire score is based on asking old people to rate their quality of life 1-10. It’s mostly bollox, in other words. If it was called the “How well off do people who routinely pick up their phone and answer surveys feel in each country?” it would be more accurate.
Everything else mentioned in the article (about eating alone, well functioning society, democracy, free speech etc etc etc) that ‘explains’ the score is just unrelated observations, not tied to the ranking by statistics or study-design – just a guestimates and speculation that they might be relevant.
Take just one simple example of why surveying people is a limited vector for assessing true ‘happiness’: Relative contentment. If I’m living in Mexico and rate it 5/10, and then quality of life in Iran plummets… I’m not going to be thinking about that very often. If a despot takes over in Syria and gasses his own people to spite the kurds… well I don’t see that in my doomscrolling quite *as* often: I’m stil 5/10. However, if my closest neighbor, that controls most of the world’s media organizations starts to fall apart and turn fascist, I see that very, very often. It’s all over my news feeds and apps, and it feels like the world is falling apart, but my country is still mostly ok? Maybe I should start to be a bit grateful… My life hasn’t changed but I’m a 7/10 now. While someone in French speaking Africa is all the while significantly less affected, despite their life getting a little better they’ve only gone from a 2/10 to a 3/10.

This is hilarious 😂 My mate LIVES in Tampere. It is without doubt the biggest Shithole l have ever been to in my life (and I’ve been to Zagreb!) . I have had the misfortune to visit him eight times in the last twenty years, and there is no bigger kip in Europe. I dread buying the ticket to go see him, It is an ordeal. The Finnish people are beyond depressed,they are in despair. Alcohol stops getting served in the off-licence l think at 4 pm on a Friday to stop people killing themselves with vodka. It is freezing and dark in the winter,20 hours of blackest night…..for six months! Then it’s worse in the summer,20 or so hours of sunny daylight….even at 3am! Your body is FUUUUUUUCKED trying to adapt. It’s like torture,like jet lag on steroids. I actually got sick from the endless daylight and wanted to kill myself. It’s HELL on Earth. The Finns? They are Zombies,walking around,glum faced, and bitter. So angry that they live in this absolute SHITHOLE. Tampere is just grey buildings and a few metal bars. ( Every bar is a metal bar in Finnland) The men all have long hair and beards,wear DIO teeshirts from 1987 and drink until they collapse in a pile of their own vomit,oh and the bars are a total sausage factory. The women ( if you can even see one) are Heifers. Big fat yokes,all size 14-22!!! hideous! There, the ratio has to be about 13 guys to every cow. There are no redeeming features to Tampere. The food is awful,C grade fruit and vegetables that arrive a week late from Holland, and so EXPENSIVE! The prices are insane! Want to go a Restaurant!? The prices are prohibitive! Tampere is a grey nasty ugly City that Stalin would be proud of. Dublin is like Venice or Rome in comparison, and there are few bigger shitholes than Dublin ( ok, maybe Zagreb and Tampere). There is no bigger kip in Europe. Still l get down on my knees and thank God everyday that l was not born a Finn because if l had been you would find me swinging gently from a tree in one of their many forests by a rope. That’s another thing,it’s nothing but forests everywhere. God help those poor bastards,stuck there in winter in that dump. If you are having a bad day today,just thank God you are not Finnish and that you don’t live in Tampere, the “Limerick” of Finnland. My mate told me that the suicide rate is off the charts too,no surprises there. Maybe l should tell people someday how l really feel about Finland but this will do for now.
You think you’re so great don’t ye?