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    Stewards per pattugliare la statua di Molly Malone per prevenire il branco

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    2. johnfuckingtravolta on

      Laughable. Genuinely one of the most ridiculous things DCC have come up with. Its a fucking statue.

    4. LucyVialli on

      Once again, an artist telling the public how to engage with their work. Just as with the ill-fated portal.

      As for the council, would it not be cheaper to just erect a fence around it? Than having to hire extra staff on an ongoing basis?

    5. poolclap on

      Is this in response to that braindead article crying about people groping it that was written by some local student ffs

    6. hoopla_poodle_noodle on

      This is long overdue. Apparently they’re being paid €52,000 a year with full public pension too which shows this is being taken seriously for once.

      FYI You’ll be able to recognize them by their teal tabards and yellow warden caps.

    8. mybighairyarse on

      As she wheeled her wheelbarrow

      Through the streets, broad and narrow

      Crying, “Cockles and mussels,” and grabbed by her tits……..

    10. SkyScamall on

      God, I wish! 

      Full time job. Plenty of fresh air. An excuse to yell at tourists. Full pension. 

      Send me the job application when it comes out on April 2nd.

    13. Impossible-Ant3918 on

      There is a lot of joy to be gained by shouting “GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER TITS” at unassuming Yanks as they pose for their gropey pictures.

    14. bigbadchief on

      They should be armed with cattle prods so they can give the pervert statue grabbers a good shock

    17. ronano on

      Is there anything to be said for electrifying Molly Malone?
      Tbh if this is legit and given it was posted few days ago it’s possible, it’s absurd and a waste. Is touching her tits crass, yes! Put up a sign or something

    18. AncientDelivery4510 on

      Why stop here, ban dildos too! I’ve seen some horrible abuse and objectification of replicas of male genitalia online.

    19. Upstairs-Piano201 on

      I can’t think of a better way to spend public funds in Dublin city

    20. stuyboi888 on

      Know how you know it’s not real, it’s doesn’t say the Gardaí will be doing it’s wasting resources, chance of slander

    21. the_sneaky_one123 on

      DCC need to get their priorities straight

      The streets are absolutely filthy and have not been washed in months. Even places like Grafton street are covered in layers of grime. We have litter everywhere as well as derelict and boarded up buildings everywhere.

      I actually feel embarrassed to see tourists walking around in Dublin. They spend a LOT of money to come visit here and then they are greeted with dirty grimey streets.

      Meanwhile DCC are talking about hiring people to stop tourists from touching a statues boobs…. why? How about you hire some guys with power hoses to clear up the busiest pedestrian streets that would be something actually fucking useful.

    22. Stubber_NK on

      I once saw a junkie reach down the crack of his own pants, come back up hand covered in his own shit, and then he smeared it all over Molly’s cleavage.

      Don’t know why people want to grab the statue knowing what’s all over it.

    23. GerbertVonTroff on

      The contrarian in me now wants to go get a picture with Molly while the stewards are there and tell them to do one if they say anything.

      I say “contrarian” even though these measures don’t seem popular at all and it’s only a few no hopers with no life pushing for them.

    24. Larrydog on

      The absolute fucking state

      of the Performative Left in Ireland.

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