That’s not my Jesus, mine has long hair like it’s 90s baby.
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I posted this two weeks ago, mods will remove this soon.
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I never get invited to these things
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Its been like 2000 years… get over it like…
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This is a ploy for Jehovah’s Witnesses to get you to attend their memorial this weekend and then try to indoctrinate you with love bombing into their cult. Be warned 😀
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God damn that’s one sexy Jesus
Amen brother I got that too
Do i need to bring food to this event? I have some extra chicken fillet rolls
Jesus you’re lookin well.
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That’s not my Jesus, mine has long hair like it’s 90s baby.
I posted this two weeks ago, mods will remove this soon.
I never get invited to these things
Its been like 2000 years… get over it like…
This is a ploy for Jehovah’s Witnesses to get you to attend their memorial this weekend and then try to indoctrinate you with love bombing into their cult. Be warned 😀
Jaysus…..its Jesus Middleton
https://preview.redd.it/uq6vjkkb48ue1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace217957e681d437b5bdb93f19d22063078769a
Stupid sexy jasis
Pass.
Fanon Jesus is always smoking hot.
Enjoy your day with bearded Zach Effron
https://preview.redd.it/csbzjsao68ue1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e1e495d3ee3d3d11805927150a11a2ac067d45
I got one in the post last week. It was probably some of the least comfortable toilet paper I’ve ever used but it did the job
Sorry for your loss
I said to the two girls at the door “wow, somebody’s had a makeover” when they handed me the leaflet.
They were less than amused.
Jesus isn’t going drinking this weekend.
But next weekend he’s getting hammered.
If theres ” refreshments ” I’m in
Isn’t that the guy from high school musical ?
Ah it’s yourself
Lmao, currently living in the US and I get the exact same picture in my post.
Must be a directive by the church, jehovas I think, maybe mormons