Ma è in tutto il mondo in questo momento

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Ah ya know the pope. Jimmy’s cousin, y’know Mary’s son Jimmy, Mary who was married to yer man that used to drive the vans and was a brother of that odd fella with the funny walk. Sure the whole family had the same funny walk.

I still remember the Lady Di Crisis of 1997. I received the news dispatch while I was still in bed, like I was fucking Churchill or something.

When I was very young and I heard about the rigmarole they go through when they elect a pope, with the white smoke and the black smoke, I thought they would just write someone’s name on a piece of paper and throw it in the fire, and God would turn the smoke white or black to show if he wanted that person to be pope or not.