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    3. alfynch on

      In a world of increasingly irresponsible and immoral authority figures, Francis was a refreshing voice of peace, love and kindness.

    7. ahothabeth on

      Not my joke and I hope nobody is offended, but it seems apt for this cartoon.

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      When Pope Francis was visiting America, he told the limo driver that he had the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man and would never dream of questioning the Pope’s authority. So the Pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.

      The Pope pulled out safely onto the road, but quickly revealed himself to be quite the adrenaline junkie when it came to driving. He was soon whipping in and out of traffic and speeding down roadways, easily doubling the speed limit. He was a wild man behind the wheel.

      Eventually, a policeman spotted this limo flying down the road, flipped his lights on, and pulled the limo over. Before approaching, he called his chief to warn him about a limo he’d just pulled over with a VIP inside it.

      Chief: Who is it, the mayor?
      Cop: Nope, bigger.
      Chief: What, the governor?
      Cop: Even bigger.
      Chief: Wait, did you pull over the President???
      Cop: Nope. Bigger than that.

      At this, the chief ran out of patience. “Okay, I give up. Who is it?”

      And the cop answered, “I think it’s God.”

      “What in the world makes you think that God is riding around in a limo?” the chief exploded.

      To which the cop lowered his voice and replied, “Well, who else would have the Pope as His chauffeur?”

    8. ThereIsNoSatan on

      Crazy how people still think this is how the afterlife is

    10. dnemonicterrier on

      If I ever meet JD Vance I’d have a stroke, go into a coma and then die of Heart Failure because I had just met an Utter Failure.

    11. p0ntifix on

      Yeah, he wasn’t perfect, but he was the best pope ever. Bro chose the Franziskaner lifestyle even though he was a Jesuit. He was not just a step in the right direction, he was a leap.

    12. Educational_Ad_8820 on

      there’s no life after death but it was a funny cartoon

    14. _MrKobayashi_ on

      A taxi driver and the pope died at the same time and they arrived to the pearly gates.

      Peter said to an angel: ”Take this taxi driver to the finest marble mansion on the highest hill with the most spectacular views. Make sure he has many servants and he gets what he wants for eternity” And so the angel took the driver to the mansion.

      To another angel Peter said: ”Take this pope to the small cottage, the one with just a simple bed and a table.” Pope was amazed and asked: ”Why did that man get a such beautiful place for the eternal life and I only get this small hut? After all I am the apostolic successor of yours, Saint Peter.”

      Peter said: ”Well when you were speaking to people, everybody was sleeping, but when that driver was driving his car, everybody in it were praying!”

    15. Jumpy-Driver9923 on

      He’s heading straight for the children’s nursery for a little hanky-panky

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