Slapping Bum ha incontrato l’agente di polizia nascosto Ninja Star nel suo collega di pantaloni che si toccasse il suo pene “
https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/bum-slapping-met-police-officer-31608316
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Slapping Bum ha incontrato l’agente di polizia nascosto Ninja Star nel suo collega di pantaloni che si toccasse il suo pene “
https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/bum-slapping-met-police-officer-31608316
di Forward-Answer-4407
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There’s an awful lot going on in that headline, I just want to say…
I feel like this is like 4 different stories mashed into one. This headline is just… odd.
That headline is honestly a work of art.
Not even reading the article, but just picturing this bloke with a ninja star stuffed in his trousers, a big smile on his face as he tries to convince his colleague to touch it is ridiculous.
“Hmm, I know this is a risk, but what if he really has a ninja star in there?”
The headline makes it all sound pretty silly but the actual details are vile, what a horrid person to have to work with
“Touch my pants area. There’s something hidden there.”
“What? No!”
“You’ll never guess what it is.”
“You better be joking. What is it?”
“Guess. No… uh… touch it.”
“I’m not doing that.”
“It’s a Ninja star.”
“WTF. Why would I touch that??”
“It’s okay, It wasn’t going to hurt you, I just wanted you to touch my- uh… never mind.”
What if someone slapped the ninja star and it jabbed inwards?
Braver man than me to squeeze a blade next to their penis.
God how pathetic do you have to be to force someone to accidentally touch your penis because no one wants to? Not only gross, but embarrassing.
Seems to be a copper you have to be a complete degenerate these days
[Relevant](https://images.app.goo.gl/gDNWdg9QVfEao2p86)