Gli irlandesi che viaggiano da noi hanno avvertito di eliminare le “cattive battute” sull’America dai telefoni
https://m.independent.ie/news/if-in-doubt-just-wipe-it-irish-people-travelling-to-us-warned-to-delete-bad-jokes-about-america-from-phones/a1779504755.html
di EnvironmentalShift25
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I don’t own a phone, or use Reddit. What are you talking about
What about good jokes?
Edit : Donald wakes up one gorgeous crispy winter morning, looks out the window on a beautiful light dusting of snow covering the Whitehouse lawn. And immediately goes into a rage.
There, in the middle of the lawn, in large yellow letters, is written “Donald sucks ass”.
Obviously he screams for the secret service and demands that this outrage is immediately investigated and removed.
After a few hours a sheepish looking secret service agent comes to talk to him about the results of the tests, clearly frightened.
“Well? Spit it out, demands Donald”
“Well sir… We eh…we have the results of the urine sample, it’s secretary Hegseth’s…but I’m afraid that’s not the worst news”
“What? What else?”
“It’s Melania’s handwriting”
Just buy a burner phone for your trip to the US.
Just don’t go unless it’s necessary, we go every year but we decided to go to Canada instead this year.
Here is a idea. Just dont go to the states.
Even if its a 1% risk of being deported for having a opinion its to much of a risk.
Even on Bebo?
Is it the last 5 years worth of Internet profiles or something?
Yeah you’re alright. Kip anyway
In Ireland we call it a lift, but in America they call it an elevator.
I suppose we’re both raised differently..
I went to Canada in May and then to the USA, deleted everything from phone and deleted search history, when flying out of Canada went through security, to what I think were Canadian people, they told me I could go through, I said do you not want to see my passport and the lady said not bothered, arrived in Arizona to no security, I was through. Couldn’t believe it
Yankies, yanking themselves off while sucking on Tango mans plunger.
That kind of joke ?
The U.S. security didn’t even ask for my phone.
I have to delete my whole phone lol. I have been a certified hater since before the man became the president (the first time). I used to watch The Apprentice as a kid, and Clay Aikin didn’t win and I have hated on the Orange dude since.
My husband and I are brown, and he has large tattoos. We cancelled our trip to New York and booked flights to Canada instead. Between my social media and his devnagri tattoo, we are sitting ducks lol.
Can America just become the next North Korea. Isolated and a laughing stock? It’s already the second one. 🤷♀️
Don’t travel to this trainwreck of a country fellow Irish people.
How long before they change the name to the Christian Peoples Republic of Trumpistan?
I read that border towns and cities, reliant on Canadian footfall, had already seen a collapse in trade because of Trump’s antagonism towards Canada; you gotta imagine this has the potential to crater US Tourism nationwide.
It’s like travelling into a Authoritarian state
Just gonna delete my Reddit app
Unless they want to look through all my comments
Might just show them my alt NSFW account instead
Good reason not to ever go back to America while that nutjob is in charge. Canada looks like a great alternative.
So I have to delete Trumps name from my phone?
As Musk said: comedy is legal again.
Just for a bit of context, I work in compliance and use tools when reviewing individuals that scrubs the Internet using all available information. This has a specific section just for social media. So if it’s there, they’ll see it.
I would just not go, place is a total fucking kip right now.
“Free speech!” – as long as there’s nothing critical of Donald
The Supreme Court just ruled that they can deport suspected immigrants without due process. You don’t even get a chance to prove you are not an illegal immigrant. You’re an idiot if you take that chance.
This is totally nuts and sounds about as much fun as a trip to North Korea — just don’t visit the place.
Fuck that place and their bullshit.
Just avoid the place
If your social media would get you barred from entering the states that should be a badge of honour.