“Ho lasciato il mio lavoro per poter andare al Glastonbury Festival”

I did that once. I was a dishwasher though and I didn’t tell the BBC so it never held me back. Or maybe I was doing it wrong, it’s hard to tell sometimes.

Plot spoiler. Next week he finds he hasn’t got a job and spent all his money on overpriced food at Glasto. He registers as severely depressed and stressed, and claims PIP. Watch this space….

This isn’t quite at the level where a Welsh rugby fan sold the tiles from his roof to buy a ticket to watch Wales get battered at Twickenham.