They don’t learn eh, never stand near a window in a high-rise in Russia
theonlytater on
Someone did not pay his monthly protection insurance
cloister_garden on
Another case of cement poisoning. I’m seeing a pattern here.
Craft_on_draft on
If you are a rich Russian, never go higher than the ground floor
l_______I on
ah those damn windows
Apart-Sink-9159 on
He is Russian. Who cares?
DryCloud9903 on
Am I a bad person that this made me laugh out loud for almost a minute? 😅
Plastic_Exercise_695 on
According to the Telegram channel ‘112’, the 62-year-old sent a farewell text message to his wife, despite the fact that she died in 2018.
You cannot make this shit up
DryCloud9903 on
russia doing incompetent russia things:
“Transneft has been found dead outside his apartment building in Moscow, in what investigators are treating as suicide
…
According to the Telegram channel ‘112’, the 62-year-old sent a farewell text message to his wife, despite the fact that she died in 2018”
Also:
“This is at least the 11th mysterious death of a senior oil and gas executive, including top managers at Lukoil, Gazprom, Novatek and others, since the beginning of Russia’s war in Ukraine”
Certainly_a_bug on
There is a reason why defenestrate is a word.
Zealousideal-Shoe527 on
“Them russian windows” – cool name for a indie prog metal band
FireFireoldman on
Soon USA money people will start to slip from windows too
IslandVisible5023 on
I am pretty confident at this point , they only murder via windows just for the memes , let’s be honest, they can murder in any way they like and they wont get caught, they prefer the window method for the lols
itzyoboy on
Russian window mafia
External_Reaction314 on
There is a wiki page with all the russians that have had death by clumsiness near high windows. There are quite a few.
crc_73 on
His percentage will be distributed amongst others in the Obshak.
🎵 Obshak baby. That’s where its at. 🎵
Provinz_Wartheland on
Deadly Russian windows strike again!
Mateking on
Did he say something bad about the war?
insomnimax_99 on
I’m surprised Russian Oligarchs don’t all live in bungalows at this point.
i-readit2 on
When will executives in Russia realise. Window cleaning is not a suitable second job.
Sardonicus91 on
I see a pattern here… can’t put my finger on.
Tentativ0 on
The memes are real 🤯
GreenEyeOfADemon on
>He reportedly lived on the building’s *10th* floor but fell from the 17th storey, according to local media. A source said the ‘preliminary cause’ ..
1Overnumerousness1 on
“He fell on a knife, nine times”
Useful_Advice_3175 on
Why are they not leaving Russia? There are so many (rich / important / influencial) people killed by the russian government, how are they not scared ?! They didn’t get it yet ? They all think they are “special” ?
complexpug on
Window again how shocking lol
nbelyh on
Tradition is everything
TronCat1277 on
Coming soon to Murica given the current trajectory
simihal101 on
He didn’t want the tea 🙁
Mista_Panda on
In mother Russia, upper executives don’t get golden parachutes when “fired” from the 17th floor !
Edelkern on
I frankly never heard of this guy before. Does anybody know what he did that pissed off Putin?
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They don’t learn eh, never stand near a window in a high-rise in Russia
Someone did not pay his monthly protection insurance
Another case of cement poisoning. I’m seeing a pattern here.
If you are a rich Russian, never go higher than the ground floor
ah those damn windows
He is Russian. Who cares?
Am I a bad person that this made me laugh out loud for almost a minute? 😅
According to the Telegram channel ‘112’, the 62-year-old sent a farewell text message to his wife, despite the fact that she died in 2018.
You cannot make this shit up
russia doing incompetent russia things:
“Transneft has been found dead outside his apartment building in Moscow, in what investigators are treating as suicide
…
According to the Telegram channel ‘112’, the 62-year-old sent a farewell text message to his wife, despite the fact that she died in 2018”
Also:
“This is at least the 11th mysterious death of a senior oil and gas executive, including top managers at Lukoil, Gazprom, Novatek and others, since the beginning of Russia’s war in Ukraine”
There is a reason why defenestrate is a word.
“Them russian windows” – cool name for a indie prog metal band
Soon USA money people will start to slip from windows too
I am pretty confident at this point , they only murder via windows just for the memes , let’s be honest, they can murder in any way they like and they wont get caught, they prefer the window method for the lols
Russian window mafia
There is a wiki page with all the russians that have had death by clumsiness near high windows. There are quite a few.
His percentage will be distributed amongst others in the Obshak.
🎵 Obshak baby. That’s where its at. 🎵
Deadly Russian windows strike again!
Did he say something bad about the war?
I’m surprised Russian Oligarchs don’t all live in bungalows at this point.
When will executives in Russia realise. Window cleaning is not a suitable second job.
I see a pattern here… can’t put my finger on.
The memes are real 🤯
>He reportedly lived on the building’s *10th* floor but fell from the 17th storey, according to local media. A source said the ‘preliminary cause’ ..
“He fell on a knife, nine times”
Why are they not leaving Russia? There are so many (rich / important / influencial) people killed by the russian government, how are they not scared ?! They didn’t get it yet ? They all think they are “special” ?
Window again how shocking lol
Tradition is everything
Coming soon to Murica given the current trajectory
He didn’t want the tea 🙁
In mother Russia, upper executives don’t get golden parachutes when “fired” from the 17th floor !
I frankly never heard of this guy before. Does anybody know what he did that pissed off Putin?
Classic!
Is this a joke or wtf is going on in russia?
yet anothe piggy bank opened
Damn I lost my bet in my pool.
I had between the 14th and 16th window.
Must have been the wind
lol