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German Police is fine. Follow the Rules and you will have No Problem. But Germans who make Rules are horrible because German Rules are often so unnecessarily complex that Nobody knows how to follow them

Yeah, you don’t want British police

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

GERMAN CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat only once a month, and milk themselves.

BRITISH CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

FRENCH CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM:
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge an outrageous fee to others for storing them.

You forgot to add where Poles are plumbers, Croatians are waiters, Albanians are cleaners , Turks are builders and Ukrainians are farmers. What a lovely Western heaven.

Don’t be silly, fr*nch don’t go to heaven