Does make you wonder if this was the plan all along so Trump and Putin can carve up Alaska’s resources.
Naughteus_Maximus on
That’s it. It is no longer possible to tell real headlines from satire. I’m not even bothering to click on any of these stories to check any more. Is he going to offer putin to fuck Melania next to sweeten the deal? Or maybe vance?
WafflePartyOrgy on
Well, that is one thing I can think of that is worse than just allowing Trump to just destroy the environment and our legacy in Alaska so he can personally profit off his corrupt crony deals — just getting Putin to fuck it up for us. Why not just give him part of the State that he can flatten it to rubble like Chechnya or everything else that Putin has destroyed?
RoadOk9529 on
Thats Satire right?
LovelyPencils on
They get rewarded for invading a country and killing hundreds of thousands?
Few-Worldliness2131 on
American fools, damn fools. Trump will cut a deal for Putin oligarchs to extract mineral wealth. What percentage of that value do you think will be funnelled back to Trump? For the love of God wake up and realise that this man has one intention and one only, he’ll rape America of all its worth to bolster his own.
Joey1849 on
Definate no. Pootin has plenty of rare earths in ruzzia. He lacks only capitol the exploit them. This is childish. The only reason pootin would take an Alaska minerals deal would be to make mischief and increase dependency on ruzzia. The deal is also inconsequential to pootin’s need to stay in power. The only possible good here is that a potenial deal could be keeping trump engaged. Someone needs to tell trump that deals are for our friends and allies. Diplomacy is for our adversaries.
soundkeed on
Putting gaining control of Alaska by invading Ukraine would be the last thing he expected
RevolutionaryCard512 on
Hope all those Trumpers in Alaska are happy!
What the fuck?!
AustralianYobbo on
fake news
shawndw on
That’s a 40 IQ move if ever there was one.
mok000 on
… and pulling out of Ukrainian territory, including Crimea, right?
Smurfnagel on
Stop fighting, take 25% of Ukraine and our natural resources.
_EnFlaMEd on
Klondike GOLD!
rtrs_bastiat on
What’s that, Canada? Neosoviets on your border? We’re happy to step in and take over to protect you from those monsters
Actnaturalrelax on
Sepo grub, where’s captain America when you need him.
Giddus on
Wut?
Ubbesson on
Next he’s giving back California to Russia
LoanDebtCollector on
Let’s pretend this is on the level here. Now let’s remember Ukraine was allowing Russia to use the sea port in Crimea. Let’s also remember how that went in 2014. How long would Russia use Alaska’s natural resources before trying to annex Alaska? Maybe building another “nice” bridge too.
crosstherubicon on
He really doesn’t understand Russian negotiation. Putin wants Ukraine. All of it. Nothing less.
Tusan1222 on
Art of the deal? I don’t call it winning if you sell out yourself
Tatsoot_1966 on
Do me a fucking favour, this prick is deluded beyond all reasoning. Two devils doing deals with each other !
JCDU on
I bloody said he would end up giving Alaska back to Russia if he chatted to Putin too long. Art of the deal right there.
letsseeitmore on
So a win all around for Russia? Make it make sense.
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Does make you wonder if this was the plan all along so Trump and Putin can carve up Alaska’s resources.
That’s it. It is no longer possible to tell real headlines from satire. I’m not even bothering to click on any of these stories to check any more. Is he going to offer putin to fuck Melania next to sweeten the deal? Or maybe vance?
Well, that is one thing I can think of that is worse than just allowing Trump to just destroy the environment and our legacy in Alaska so he can personally profit off his corrupt crony deals — just getting Putin to fuck it up for us. Why not just give him part of the State that he can flatten it to rubble like Chechnya or everything else that Putin has destroyed?
Thats Satire right?
They get rewarded for invading a country and killing hundreds of thousands?
American fools, damn fools. Trump will cut a deal for Putin oligarchs to extract mineral wealth. What percentage of that value do you think will be funnelled back to Trump? For the love of God wake up and realise that this man has one intention and one only, he’ll rape America of all its worth to bolster his own.
Definate no. Pootin has plenty of rare earths in ruzzia. He lacks only capitol the exploit them. This is childish. The only reason pootin would take an Alaska minerals deal would be to make mischief and increase dependency on ruzzia. The deal is also inconsequential to pootin’s need to stay in power. The only possible good here is that a potenial deal could be keeping trump engaged. Someone needs to tell trump that deals are for our friends and allies. Diplomacy is for our adversaries.
Putting gaining control of Alaska by invading Ukraine would be the last thing he expected
Hope all those Trumpers in Alaska are happy!
What the fuck?!
fake news
That’s a 40 IQ move if ever there was one.
… and pulling out of Ukrainian territory, including Crimea, right?
Stop fighting, take 25% of Ukraine and our natural resources.
Klondike GOLD!
What’s that, Canada? Neosoviets on your border? We’re happy to step in and take over to protect you from those monsters
Sepo grub, where’s captain America when you need him.
Wut?
Next he’s giving back California to Russia
Let’s pretend this is on the level here. Now let’s remember Ukraine was allowing Russia to use the sea port in Crimea. Let’s also remember how that went in 2014. How long would Russia use Alaska’s natural resources before trying to annex Alaska? Maybe building another “nice” bridge too.
He really doesn’t understand Russian negotiation. Putin wants Ukraine. All of it. Nothing less.
Art of the deal? I don’t call it winning if you sell out yourself
Do me a fucking favour, this prick is deluded beyond all reasoning. Two devils doing deals with each other !
I bloody said he would end up giving Alaska back to Russia if he chatted to Putin too long. Art of the deal right there.
So a win all around for Russia? Make it make sense.