Feel there were better training videos. Rambo was 1985, classic penny pinching.
Pagan_Pat on
Lol you had to bring your own boots and helmet. None of this “So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun And they marched me away to the war”.
Shitehawk_down on
The Gilf war?
Sign me up!
oooooooeeeeee on
This is laughable I hope no one actually showed up
kaini on
ITT: many people loudly not understanding parody.
Haleakala1998 on
Is this legitimate? Why die we ever have conscription?
Embarrassed-Fault973 on
At the 1990s! when trolls still used fax machines…
Dee-Dee-Mauwe on
the “*Gilf*” war, dude….???
Parapraxis or distracted..?
…
Blackcrusader on
people had jokes, even back in 1990.
Iamnotarobotlah on
Wonder if they still offer a discount on those tanks.
atomictankjk on
They had me until they mentioned 12 dozen cases of 12 bottles of water?! How is anyone supposed to source 1,728 bottles of water!
TehIrishSoap on
This really had me going until I saw “motorcycle helmet painted green would suffice”
GrahamR12345 on
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious…
Socks-and-Jocks on
Factor 12?
For an Irish person in Saudi Arabia?
Preposterous!
Everything else is entirely legitimate though.
Samhain87 on
Bring your own tank, if you can afford one at 0% finance. 😅
TheWiseTree03 on
Isn’t forging a signature a crime? Or is that the signature of the person who wrote this?
Femtato11 on
Outdoor Leisure Map of Iraq.
Incredible
Jester-252 on
Back when you had to put effort into a WhatsApp message
big_murf on
Hahah. I read the first paragraph, then immediately skipped to the last paragraph and I was like WTF, never heard about this.
Then I read the comments – then noticed the bit about the BYO tank and discount Xtra vision rentals 🤣🤣🤣
Stupid ADHD.
fitz177 on
Could have at least changed the 3 pounds nine shillings bit considering it’s dated 1990 🤷🏼♂️🤨
EquivalentPea1395 on
This is mental.
You are to be conscripted STOP
We would like you to bring tank STOP
We’ll bury you for reduced rate STOP
Your wife will get £3 a month STOP
Watch a few videos so you have a few tricks up your sleeve STOP
crescendodiminuendo on
I remember this going round! <old>
Carbiens on
Mr Richard Murphy of XtraVision, what a patriot.
Prize_Championship_2 on
I haven’t seen that in about 25 years! My old man had the exact same letter in the house, I had it stuck on my wall for a long time. Great seeing it again, cheers!
The-TimPster on
Supply your own equipment? What is this; Russia?
AnGiorria on
I’m afraid I’ve already sworn an oath never to take up arms against the Gilfs.
Margrave75 on
Old enough to remebr this doing the rounds in school.
Was actually a teacher that brought in copies and handed them out.
TryToHelpPeople on
Ahh yeah the old G.I.L.F. war, I was happy to miss that bunch of grannies.
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Feel there were better training videos. Rambo was 1985, classic penny pinching.
Lol you had to bring your own boots and helmet. None of this “So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun And they marched me away to the war”.
The Gilf war?
Sign me up!
This is laughable I hope no one actually showed up
ITT: many people loudly not understanding parody.
Is this legitimate? Why die we ever have conscription?
At the 1990s! when trolls still used fax machines…
the “*Gilf*” war, dude….???
Parapraxis or distracted..?
…
people had jokes, even back in 1990.
Wonder if they still offer a discount on those tanks.
They had me until they mentioned 12 dozen cases of 12 bottles of water?! How is anyone supposed to source 1,728 bottles of water!
This really had me going until I saw “motorcycle helmet painted green would suffice”
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious…
Factor 12?
For an Irish person in Saudi Arabia?
Preposterous!
Everything else is entirely legitimate though.
Bring your own tank, if you can afford one at 0% finance. 😅
Isn’t forging a signature a crime? Or is that the signature of the person who wrote this?
Outdoor Leisure Map of Iraq.
Incredible
Back when you had to put effort into a WhatsApp message
Hahah. I read the first paragraph, then immediately skipped to the last paragraph and I was like WTF, never heard about this.
Then I read the comments – then noticed the bit about the BYO tank and discount Xtra vision rentals 🤣🤣🤣
Stupid ADHD.
Could have at least changed the 3 pounds nine shillings bit considering it’s dated 1990 🤷🏼♂️🤨
This is mental.
You are to be conscripted STOP
We would like you to bring tank STOP
We’ll bury you for reduced rate STOP
Your wife will get £3 a month STOP
Watch a few videos so you have a few tricks up your sleeve STOP
I remember this going round! <old>
Mr Richard Murphy of XtraVision, what a patriot.
I haven’t seen that in about 25 years! My old man had the exact same letter in the house, I had it stuck on my wall for a long time. Great seeing it again, cheers!
Supply your own equipment? What is this; Russia?
I’m afraid I’ve already sworn an oath never to take up arms against the Gilfs.
Old enough to remebr this doing the rounds in school.
Was actually a teacher that brought in copies and handed them out.
Ahh yeah the old G.I.L.F. war, I was happy to miss that bunch of grannies.