Il Portogallo diventa campione di hockey europeo

Could have bloody clarified that it’s not ice hockey.

Congrats, Portugal, but I just had a minor hear attack from the thought of how the Finns, Swedes, Norwegian and Canadians would react if they all lost in hockey to a country with no ice. 

As an ice hockey fan, the first time I watched Porto or Benfica play on roller skates was jarring. Wasn’t even roller blades, just old school skates.