Oh caro

Europe’s most bombed hotel. Also has the newest windows.

I also hear the atmosphere there is *explosive*.

anyone remember this gem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMMo_p2Pnw4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMMo_p2Pnw4)

I’ll bet they also have a valet service that makes your car look da bomb

I hear Bobbie sands used to love eating there

Need to relax? Why not spemd a day ‘on the blanket’ in our super comfy beds

I actually winced when i read that

Oh big swinging mickey. “Belfast”, “hunger strike”, are we going to keep those as two terms not allowed to uttered together forever even when completely contextually neutral? What about a hotel in Fermanagh, oh Northern Ireland, can’t be hungry there and have it strike you at any time of day for fear of political correctness gone fucking insane.

Nah fuck off, let’s move on everyone! This is type of shit that rots societies, not what happened in the past.