
Questo ragazzino è fuori dal nostro portico che si dirige verso uno scarico non si muove ma sembra essere ora
Ragazzi abbiamo qualche esperto di lucertole nativo tra noi che potrebbe dirmi cosa fare qui
È un bellissimo piccolo tipo e non voglio che muoia ma lui stesso dice che dovrei lasciarlo 🙁
Pls Nessun commento medio.
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di Busy-Statistician573
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He’s a smooth newt, a lovely little thing. Leave him somewhere damp.
You’re fucked.
Smooth newt AKA common newt, it’s fine as it is, they can swim very well too.
Best thing to do is leave it alone. As Pagan_Pat say leave him somewhere damp.
A free pet
Must be a witch nearby
Call him Eddie Lizard.
Rangos cousin! Leave him somewhere damp as others have posted
There’s a kinda pond on the hellfire club trail if you go the left way to the hell fire club on the trail that has a sign saying frogs and these newts love there so maybe bring him there.
I’d call the guards because this is obscene. He’s newt in public!
Bring him to the local council office and put him on the ballot for President
Ok so firstly thank you to everyone
I’m ashamed to say I didn’t know we had newts in Ireland
Took it as a learning curve for the chislers and we moved him somewhere a little nicer outside where it’s damp and he can go off and find some friends
Seriously though.. thanks
The world seems heavy at the moment and yiz are good sorts
Night
Well, if you were gawking at it up close then thats probably why it was staying still.

Wait
Does this mean I can tell my hubby I’m actually a witch now 😂😂😂
I came across one Saturday night in my garage. I think he was after the slugs there but as there are some feral cats that like to nap inside, I relocated him to the corner of the lawn under the bushes.
He’ll do fine anywhere outside that’s damp.
I used to have one as a pet, I called him Tiny because it was my newt!!
Bring him to my pond!
Can I borrow him to eat my spidr infestation? 😵💫
I see them out hiking occasionally, usually sitting on rocks soaking up the rays.
Geo is now living his best life
He is not available for spider infestations or presidential elections
This lad has his priorities straight and is off to make baby newts
If anyone could give me advice on how to explain to my Gen Z who lives abroad what’s happening with the presidential election I’d be grateful though 👀
Ah a newt.
Amphibian not a lizard.
They’re more closely related to frogs and toads than reptiles.
Put it somewhere damp and let it be.
If you lick his belly you’ll get the cure of the burns.
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo lost his hat, sorry Xmas is cancelled