– Ukraine is deeply weakened in exchange for weak guarantees and vague reconstruction promises;
– Russia is back in business as if nothing ever happened since 2014;
– USA gets to profit from all the bloodshed.
SlavaUkraina2022 on
A child drafted this, I only read the first 1/5 of it and it is full of logical errors and child speech.
Sunvaarhah on
I hope the Ukrainians tell both the US and RU to shove that deal in the same drawer they placed the Budapest memorandum. Both should be used as toilet paper, especially the signed ones.
jasutherland on
Where’s automod posting “the ‘peace deal’ has been deleted since it’s from an untrustworthy scrote”?
It’s insane. Restrict Ukraine’s army – *but not Russia* – give them *additional* territory they don’t even hold now – and give the Ruzzi war criminals a pass for all their crimes.
Someone pointed out earlier that item 3 is oddly worded in English – but is a literal translation of idiomatic *Russian* phrasing. Typical corrupt backstabbing: Krasnov trying to carve up Ukraine and get a cut of the money for himself, without his owner in the Kremlin losing anything at all.
Oh, and the idiotic idea of the US “mediating” between NATO and Russia, despite being a founder member of the former… Did anyone expect this crap to be taken seriously? Are they new to this planet?
waffenwolf on
There needs to be a 29th point whereby Russia has to give Ukraine all 700 billion dollars from their foreign exchange reserves (upfront). To make it even remotely acceptable.
Randomdolgokthrow on
This is confusing to me. This treaty if full of demands to random organizations: EU will do that, NATO will do this, the World Bank will fund the whole thing, the UN will reinstate Russia into the G8.. As far as I understand, the treaty will be between Russia, Ukraine and the USA, how can you make demands to third-parties?
As if Russia could be trusted to uphold ANY of it’s parts under this disgusting shit-show of a plan! What a giant crock of shit. It rewards Russia for all it’s greedy ass MURDER.
wirerc on
The most shameful document in recent American history.
Worldwithoutwings3 on
Really looks like it was written by a 13 year old. Aside from the ridiculousness of the “substantive” points that look like they were written by Russians, WTF even is point 9?
TheHolyReality on
This is not a peace deal
Calling it a peace deal is russian propaganda
This deal is calling for Ukraine’s surrender
Framing it as anything else is anti-Ukraine and a lie
Meryhathor on
Stopped after the second point. Seriously, just reads like trolling. Sovereignty will be confirmed? What do they mean? Ukraine is already a sovereign country. All ambiguities of the last 30 years will be considered settled. Geez… Just forget we destroyed your cities, your land, murdered your people and robbed your territory dry. We’re friends now.
This is literally insane but I’m not surprised seeing what a bunch of deranged and degraded people Americans have elected.
Amleth1603 on
Absolutely blows my mind that one party (the US) can dictate the terms without conferring with any of those affected. I am sorry for what my country has become
warwolf7777 on
What a joke. I can’t read it. It’s too much. I’m sorry that Ukrainians had to see and read this.
OkCar5485 on
who’s this europe theyre talking about?
pdietje on
The only ones profiting from this are Russia and US.
citori411 on
The US should be required to adhere to 20(c) as well
Still-Grass8881 on
“peace” deal my ass
mbod on
By confirming their sovereignty in the first point, it makes every other point moot.
RedditSold0ut on
Is it real?
johnsmith1234567890x on
My toilet paper is worth more than this crap
But if….
1. Ukraine gets its nukes back….. rest of it can then proceed
citori411 on
How the fuck are the “guaranteeing” things that no signatory has the ability to guarantee, like access to EU markets and a bunch of other crap on this? This looks like it was written in 45 minutes by a international relations sophomore as a homework assignment.
TowelCarryingTourist on
I think the correct response is “fuck off ya stupid cunts”. But then im Australian and we’re probably a little direct
Shot_Bison1140 on
Are they even dictating what Europe should do……..
WolfUpbeat8705 on
My guess is Russia has the bubba video….
majstorfantac on
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hottachych on
WTF is “recognized as de facto“? De facto doesn’t need to be recognized, by definition. Whole document reads as written by complete idiots.
Der-Nikoklaus on
This isn’t a Peace Deal, it‘s a digusting „Peace Deal“ as we all know!
Armazen on
America is jestermaxxing as we speak
TheMemeThunder on
“it is expected that…” yeah good luck stopping russia from invading again especially with an “offer” like this
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robwellsmc on
Its not a peace deal, its a RANSOM offer — an anti-hostage ransom offer.
Abject_Rhubarb_3430 on
Wow US US RUSSIA US RUSSIA RUSSIA ukraine.
This seems pretty 2 sided and the defender isnt one of the two or one of the benefactors.
grandmastermoth on
Nope
Radwall on
🤮🤮🤮
Ok_Witness_5619 on
#3 is already out the window. It will use non-state actors to destabilize neighboring countries
ithinkitsahairball on
Seriously, please provide the original russian version and I will have my sister translate it for me
BrawDev on
My understanding is this deal was worked out entirely without Ukraine or the EU. So how they’ve managed to secure EU sections in this is completely nonsense to me?
“Russian forces won’t enter this zone”
Are we doing this again? They said it wasn’t Russian forces that entered Crimea in 2014. Little green men they coined. That’s how they got around it the first time. Then in 2022 they just didn’t give a fuck and invaded. Despite Macron begging and security guarantees already being in place.
I can’t be bothered, man. Ukraine, I am so sorry the West has utterly failed you.
Greatball5 on
Aka surrender terms. Fuck the orange turd midget.
thoughtlessengineer on
Absolutely unagreeableand everyone knows it.
saposapot on
This is beyond stupid. One example: Ukraine can’t join nato but can join EU.
EU includes defense protection pact between members so it’s NATO but without US.
Also why should US or Russia dictate when should Ukraine have elections or not?
It’s made for not be accepted or made by very dumb people.
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Thanks, I needed toilet paper….
Oi.
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This is disgusting.
More like a 3 point bullying initiative :
– Ukraine is deeply weakened in exchange for weak guarantees and vague reconstruction promises;
– Russia is back in business as if nothing ever happened since 2014;
– USA gets to profit from all the bloodshed.
A child drafted this, I only read the first 1/5 of it and it is full of logical errors and child speech.
I hope the Ukrainians tell both the US and RU to shove that deal in the same drawer they placed the Budapest memorandum. Both should be used as toilet paper, especially the signed ones.
Where’s automod posting “the ‘peace deal’ has been deleted since it’s from an untrustworthy scrote”?
It’s insane. Restrict Ukraine’s army – *but not Russia* – give them *additional* territory they don’t even hold now – and give the Ruzzi war criminals a pass for all their crimes.
Someone pointed out earlier that item 3 is oddly worded in English – but is a literal translation of idiomatic *Russian* phrasing. Typical corrupt backstabbing: Krasnov trying to carve up Ukraine and get a cut of the money for himself, without his owner in the Kremlin losing anything at all.
Oh, and the idiotic idea of the US “mediating” between NATO and Russia, despite being a founder member of the former… Did anyone expect this crap to be taken seriously? Are they new to this planet?
There needs to be a 29th point whereby Russia has to give Ukraine all 700 billion dollars from their foreign exchange reserves (upfront). To make it even remotely acceptable.
This is confusing to me. This treaty if full of demands to random organizations: EU will do that, NATO will do this, the World Bank will fund the whole thing, the UN will reinstate Russia into the G8.. As far as I understand, the treaty will be between Russia, Ukraine and the USA, how can you make demands to third-parties?
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As if Russia could be trusted to uphold ANY of it’s parts under this disgusting shit-show of a plan! What a giant crock of shit. It rewards Russia for all it’s greedy ass MURDER.
The most shameful document in recent American history.
Really looks like it was written by a 13 year old. Aside from the ridiculousness of the “substantive” points that look like they were written by Russians, WTF even is point 9?
This is not a peace deal
Calling it a peace deal is russian propaganda
This deal is calling for Ukraine’s surrender
Framing it as anything else is anti-Ukraine and a lie
Stopped after the second point. Seriously, just reads like trolling. Sovereignty will be confirmed? What do they mean? Ukraine is already a sovereign country. All ambiguities of the last 30 years will be considered settled. Geez… Just forget we destroyed your cities, your land, murdered your people and robbed your territory dry. We’re friends now.
This is literally insane but I’m not surprised seeing what a bunch of deranged and degraded people Americans have elected.
Absolutely blows my mind that one party (the US) can dictate the terms without conferring with any of those affected. I am sorry for what my country has become
What a joke. I can’t read it. It’s too much. I’m sorry that Ukrainians had to see and read this.
who’s this europe theyre talking about?
The only ones profiting from this are Russia and US.
The US should be required to adhere to 20(c) as well
“peace” deal my ass
By confirming their sovereignty in the first point, it makes every other point moot.
Is it real?
My toilet paper is worth more than this crap
But if….
1. Ukraine gets its nukes back….. rest of it can then proceed
How the fuck are the “guaranteeing” things that no signatory has the ability to guarantee, like access to EU markets and a bunch of other crap on this? This looks like it was written in 45 minutes by a international relations sophomore as a homework assignment.
I think the correct response is “fuck off ya stupid cunts”. But then im Australian and we’re probably a little direct
Are they even dictating what Europe should do……..
My guess is Russia has the bubba video….
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WTF is “recognized as de facto“? De facto doesn’t need to be recognized, by definition. Whole document reads as written by complete idiots.
This isn’t a Peace Deal, it‘s a digusting „Peace Deal“ as we all know!
America is jestermaxxing as we speak
“it is expected that…” yeah good luck stopping russia from invading again especially with an “offer” like this

Its not a peace deal, its a RANSOM offer — an anti-hostage ransom offer.
Wow US US RUSSIA US RUSSIA RUSSIA ukraine.
This seems pretty 2 sided and the defender isnt one of the two or one of the benefactors.
Nope
🤮🤮🤮
#3 is already out the window. It will use non-state actors to destabilize neighboring countries
Seriously, please provide the original russian version and I will have my sister translate it for me
My understanding is this deal was worked out entirely without Ukraine or the EU. So how they’ve managed to secure EU sections in this is completely nonsense to me?
“Russian forces won’t enter this zone”
Are we doing this again? They said it wasn’t Russian forces that entered Crimea in 2014. Little green men they coined. That’s how they got around it the first time. Then in 2022 they just didn’t give a fuck and invaded. Despite Macron begging and security guarantees already being in place.
I can’t be bothered, man. Ukraine, I am so sorry the West has utterly failed you.
Aka surrender terms. Fuck the orange turd midget.
Absolutely unagreeableand everyone knows it.
This is beyond stupid. One example: Ukraine can’t join nato but can join EU.
EU includes defense protection pact between members so it’s NATO but without US.
Also why should US or Russia dictate when should Ukraine have elections or not?
It’s made for not be accepted or made by very dumb people.
1. LEAVE UKRAINE! – this is VERYT EASY.