HMPPS is beginning to resemble more of a dating service than a criminal justice service…
concretepigeon on
I appreciate that there are a lot of women working in the system, but the frequency of these stories looks terrible on the prison service.
Amolje on
Been a lot of the these stories recently, it seems
TwentyCharactersShor on
At this point someone should launch a dating app called Prison, it seems to be working very well for some.
BillWilberforce on
His Majesty is Prison Service is reminding me of the Amsterdam cops from Harry Enfield and Friends. Where the naughty English boys had lots of hard core sex with the Woman Prostitute Constables.
In my Forensic Psychology course, out of about 90 cohorts only 5 were guys. The other sub-disciplines seemed a lot more balanced.
S3lad0n on
I’ve often wondered whether UK society would be better off reverting back to the community/family-centred punitive system of what was once called éraic fine/galanas/weregild (the entire family or community of the perp are named & shamed then to give up land or money & business interests or their children as reparations) instead of incarceration of an individual.
Because the prison complex seems like it’s not working, entrenches criminality,
causes atomisation, and is only for systemic profit/exploitation by government or contractors. The criminals aren’t remorseful or hurting, and the screws care even less clearly.
ImColinDentHowzTrix on
What is it about jumpsuits that these women find so sexy?
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tylerthe-theatre on
There are so many of these incidents, shouldn’t something be done about it?
Fuzzy-Loss-4204 on
I think someone should explain to female prison officers that they are interpreting the word screw wrong surely its in the training manual
DennisAFiveStarMan on
She’s gonna make a killing on onlyfans after she gets out
novagridd on
Cheating and affairs have become very normal lately, it’s scary
Itznxs_ on
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People are forgetting the countless women who work in this profession who do operate with integrity. The criminal justice system is massive, these cases amount for an insignificant minority. Alone there are around 25,000 prison officers, over half are females. Each year around 0.5% (60) cases of 12000 get done for this behaviour. So at face value people may see a case each week, as even 0.5% will show amount to more than a case a week. But the entire force of females is MASSIVELY more than this.
entersandmum143 on
I’m a woman who had worked with male offenders for years.
A lot of these men will 100% turn up the charm because they think it will give them an easier life or they’ll be able to get favours from you.
Sometimes this will be all women in the service, a lot of the time they will single out 1 woman for ‘special manipulation treatment’.
With men who abuse women – rapists, dv offenders etc. They do believe that their ‘smooth talking’ will absolutely dazzle you because that’s the only way they know to interact with women.
Then you have the ones who are simply bored and get together to use as a point scoring challenge.
From a psychological point of view it is actually really fascinating.
Phishstixxx on
At some point we need to decide if working in the vicinity of male prisoners is practical for women.
appletinicyclone on
If this doesn’t give those lonely guys hope idk what will
Yes the bar is so low you can be a crim and get a girlfriend/fbuddy
WiseBelt8935 on
Could you argue that she raped him? As an officer, she has a lot of power over him, and he literally can’t leave
DTFDownToFrolick on
I really want to not be a cynic but the amount of attractive prison guards seems to be on the rise, as if people are getting a job to be around the type of people they’d fancy.
Not saying this is true, not saying women can only swoon over men but there’s always a few nutcases that are in love with serial killers and whatnot.
I dunno, I hope to be wrong.
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DornPTSDkink on
She’s legitimately beautiful, I can’t fathom why she would risk her career for someone like that when she could choose anyone she likes
Deadly_Flipper_Tab on
I’m sorry, I don’t want to be that bloke but why are all these women absolute smoke shows? I don’t think I have seen one below an 8.
planetwords on
I don’t think it’s the relationship that is the problem.. it is the breaking the rules that is the problem. People are free to form relationships wherever they want, and they will anyway – it’s part of human nature – but it is the breaking the rules and corruption that leads out of it that is the bad thing.
ElectricNinja1 on
I’m thinking about going to prison now to get a gf 😄
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HMPPS is beginning to resemble more of a dating service than a criminal justice service…
I appreciate that there are a lot of women working in the system, but the frequency of these stories looks terrible on the prison service.
Been a lot of the these stories recently, it seems
At this point someone should launch a dating app called Prison, it seems to be working very well for some.
His Majesty is Prison Service is reminding me of the Amsterdam cops from Harry Enfield and Friends. Where the naughty English boys had lots of hard core sex with the Woman Prostitute Constables.
https://youtu.be/IRfluaMKoOY?si=kK0UouUi8qCb_Td0
In my Forensic Psychology course, out of about 90 cohorts only 5 were guys. The other sub-disciplines seemed a lot more balanced.
I’ve often wondered whether UK society would be better off reverting back to the community/family-centred punitive system of what was once called éraic fine/galanas/weregild (the entire family or community of the perp are named & shamed then to give up land or money & business interests or their children as reparations) instead of incarceration of an individual.
Because the prison complex seems like it’s not working, entrenches criminality,
causes atomisation, and is only for systemic profit/exploitation by government or contractors. The criminals aren’t remorseful or hurting, and the screws care even less clearly.
What is it about jumpsuits that these women find so sexy?
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There are so many of these incidents, shouldn’t something be done about it?
I think someone should explain to female prison officers that they are interpreting the word screw wrong surely its in the training manual
She’s gonna make a killing on onlyfans after she gets out
Cheating and affairs have become very normal lately, it’s scary
Need to comment on this:
People are forgetting the countless women who work in this profession who do operate with integrity. The criminal justice system is massive, these cases amount for an insignificant minority. Alone there are around 25,000 prison officers, over half are females. Each year around 0.5% (60) cases of 12000 get done for this behaviour. So at face value people may see a case each week, as even 0.5% will show amount to more than a case a week. But the entire force of females is MASSIVELY more than this.
I’m a woman who had worked with male offenders for years.
A lot of these men will 100% turn up the charm because they think it will give them an easier life or they’ll be able to get favours from you.
Sometimes this will be all women in the service, a lot of the time they will single out 1 woman for ‘special manipulation treatment’.
With men who abuse women – rapists, dv offenders etc. They do believe that their ‘smooth talking’ will absolutely dazzle you because that’s the only way they know to interact with women.
Then you have the ones who are simply bored and get together to use as a point scoring challenge.
From a psychological point of view it is actually really fascinating.
At some point we need to decide if working in the vicinity of male prisoners is practical for women.
If this doesn’t give those lonely guys hope idk what will
Yes the bar is so low you can be a crim and get a girlfriend/fbuddy
Could you argue that she raped him? As an officer, she has a lot of power over him, and he literally can’t leave
I really want to not be a cynic but the amount of attractive prison guards seems to be on the rise, as if people are getting a job to be around the type of people they’d fancy.
Not saying this is true, not saying women can only swoon over men but there’s always a few nutcases that are in love with serial killers and whatnot.
I dunno, I hope to be wrong.
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She’s legitimately beautiful, I can’t fathom why she would risk her career for someone like that when she could choose anyone she likes
I’m sorry, I don’t want to be that bloke but why are all these women absolute smoke shows? I don’t think I have seen one below an 8.
I don’t think it’s the relationship that is the problem.. it is the breaking the rules that is the problem. People are free to form relationships wherever they want, and they will anyway – it’s part of human nature – but it is the breaking the rules and corruption that leads out of it that is the bad thing.
I’m thinking about going to prison now to get a gf 😄
Oh look! the Telegraph ran with a photo of the subject of the article looking [particularly fruity](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2025/12/15/TELEMMGLPICT000453554535_17657971604830_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq41ARBwgMvd1zOb2ypA9BgTlPXAu0p3NtgZumIx9lFXo.jpeg?). What are the odds?!!!