la curiosità ha avuto la meglio su di me e ora sono orgoglioso proprietario di questa bestia

I will say it even though you’ve already been told. Do NOT open indoors

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of one (1) Surströmming Olfactory Landmine™, a safe and effective non-lethal home defense weapon.

Should an intruder enter your home, don’t panic! This device will easily deter them.

First, be sure to cover your mouth, nose, and eyes. If you have time, wet a rag or T-shirt to block your nose and mouth. A dry item will help, but less so. Only use without protective covering in the most critical emergencies.

Next, pierce the canister. A small opening will suffice, but the greater the interaction with the atmosphere, the more immediate and severe will be the landmine’s deterrent effect.

After opening, hurl the landmine in the general vicinity of the intruder. The effective damage area is quite large, having been proven an effective deterrent in indoor spaces up to 110m². The noxious gasses will deter or render your intruder wholely incapacitated, depending on their proximity to the Surströmming Olfactory Landmine™ and the degree of exposure to its contents.

The Surströmming Olfactory Landmine™ is the world’s safest, most effective non-lethal home intrusion deterrent.

Surströmming AB: the worlds #1 leader in sensory assault.

_The Surströmming Olfactory Landmine™ has an effective operating time measured between several hours to several weeks, depending on the size of the room where it is deployed. Once deployed, do not collect or dispose of your Surstromming Olfactory Landmine™ without proper protective equipment. Should you accidentally detonate your Surströmming Olfactory Landmine™ leave the area immediately and thoroughly rinse eyes, hands, and orifices to remove the active Olfactory agent. Surströmming AB assumes no liability for the use, misuse, or voluntary consumption of our home defense weapons_

Its actually quite nice.

Mu best suggestions is.
Crip bread: https://www.delitea.se/mjall-tunnbrod-gammeldags-320g?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_generic_catch%20all&utm_id=1999542474&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=1999542474&gbraid=0AAAAADEiRSSUReMyVC4D09YH0TxTLEWad

A good potato with much flavour
Onion and sourcream.

Beer is Åbros Bryggmästaren a good choice, it meets the saltiness in a good way. I always have snaps; Norrlands Akvavit or Marskin Ryyppy (has to be ordered to the systembolag) but this is the really good stuff.

But, dont look at it like it’s fish, its a spice. Like sardines or ansjovis. My best comparison is a reslly good french cheese. Smells awful, but nice in taste.