The US haven’t just reached « Idiocracy: the movie » with Trump.
He is developping a full Idiocracy Cinematic Universe.
And if he reaches Stan Lee’s life expectancy (Trump did intense workouts with teenage girls so he has good cardio) then we will have to suffer 15 more years of this.
Willing-Donut6834 on
In a sense, we are right to do this, for this lets room for Trump to further humiliate himself.
VigorousElk on
That UFC at the White House rendering feels like it’s straight out of *Idiocracy*.
Low-Cauliflower-7061 on
We live in a society…
bkennedy9809 on
This should even be too far fetched for The Onion
GlesgaBawbag on
They’re messing up months of UFC bookings because they’re trying to get 8 title fights in one night.
The whole schedule is ruined. Everything he touches goes to shit.
plutoisap on
The timeline towards idiocracy is moving at an exponential rate ✌🏼
>France has delayed this year’s Group of 7 summit by one day to avoid a scheduling conflict with an Ultimate Fighting Championship fight card planned at the White House on 14 June, according to two officials with direct knowledge of the G7’s preparations.
Fair. lol
mariuszmie on
Insanity that a meeting of 7 countries needs to be moved because one guy wants to see fake wrestling at his office
Dumbest timeline possible
Dorkseid1687 on
Ultimate Fascist Cunts
I-Jump-off-the-ledge on
Lol. By June the G7 will be cancelled because of the invasion of Greenland. If not we’re POS.
ballimi on
Would be a great day to nuke the White House
Chester_roaster on
That’s hilarious, Trump really is just dunking on them now. Macron should have went to the UFC event, have some fun.
D-MAN-FLORIDA on
How many UFC fighters are willing to entertain the Epstein Administration.
RepulseRevolt on
It’ll be the G6 by then
Main-Vacation2007 on
Greatest President ever. France? Lol
BioDriver on
Can’t say I blame France
Olivitess on
Oh. This is not an onion article… oh dear.
Three_legged_fish12 on
Do you think he will make them fight to the death and give the old thumbs up thumbs down?
its_aom on
Is the government of the USA laughing at us?
romanohere on
We should do a G6, fuck the americans
Calm-Scallion-8540 on
It’s just a two-day postponement… it’s not a cancellation. Don’t get too excited. By then, Canada will be the 51st state, and Greenland will see the construction of a Chump Tower and a Mar El Poto casino.
Bob_Spud on
Moving the date to accommodate Trump maybe a cunning plan.
* DAY 1 : The 14th is his birthday and UFC on the White House front lawn that will require Trump’s full attention.
* DAY 2 : Trump to attend the first of three days for the G7 in Évian-les-Bains, France.
What’s the bet Trump can hardly stay awake during the G7 proceedings? The world press will love it.
Shaakura on
Is this an onion headline?
mattyofurniture on
I just have so many questions. Why is an 80-year-old man in charge of a country? Why is he having a UFC-themed birthday? Why is the US even in the G7 anymore? Just… all around, what the actual fuck?
TokyoBaguette on
Terry Crew doit absolument faire un sketch la dessus
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The US haven’t just reached « Idiocracy: the movie » with Trump.
He is developping a full Idiocracy Cinematic Universe.
And if he reaches Stan Lee’s life expectancy (Trump did intense workouts with teenage girls so he has good cardio) then we will have to suffer 15 more years of this.
In a sense, we are right to do this, for this lets room for Trump to further humiliate himself.
That UFC at the White House rendering feels like it’s straight out of *Idiocracy*.
We live in a society…
This should even be too far fetched for The Onion
They’re messing up months of UFC bookings because they’re trying to get 8 title fights in one night.
The whole schedule is ruined. Everything he touches goes to shit.
The timeline towards idiocracy is moving at an exponential rate ✌🏼
https://youtu.be/gwxXd7OMs4Q?si=0R4qd1aOJ-fU_KtG
>France has delayed this year’s Group of 7 summit by one day to avoid a scheduling conflict with an Ultimate Fighting Championship fight card planned at the White House on 14 June, according to two officials with direct knowledge of the G7’s preparations.
Fair. lol
Insanity that a meeting of 7 countries needs to be moved because one guy wants to see fake wrestling at his office
Dumbest timeline possible
Ultimate Fascist Cunts
Lol. By June the G7 will be cancelled because of the invasion of Greenland. If not we’re POS.
Would be a great day to nuke the White House
That’s hilarious, Trump really is just dunking on them now. Macron should have went to the UFC event, have some fun.
How many UFC fighters are willing to entertain the Epstein Administration.
It’ll be the G6 by then
Greatest President ever. France? Lol
Can’t say I blame France
Oh. This is not an onion article… oh dear.
Do you think he will make them fight to the death and give the old thumbs up thumbs down?
Is the government of the USA laughing at us?
We should do a G6, fuck the americans
It’s just a two-day postponement… it’s not a cancellation. Don’t get too excited. By then, Canada will be the 51st state, and Greenland will see the construction of a Chump Tower and a Mar El Poto casino.
Moving the date to accommodate Trump maybe a cunning plan.
* DAY 1 : The 14th is his birthday and UFC on the White House front lawn that will require Trump’s full attention.
* DAY 2 : Trump to attend the first of three days for the G7 in Évian-les-Bains, France.
What’s the bet Trump can hardly stay awake during the G7 proceedings? The world press will love it.
Is this an onion headline?
I just have so many questions. Why is an 80-year-old man in charge of a country? Why is he having a UFC-themed birthday? Why is the US even in the G7 anymore? Just… all around, what the actual fuck?
Terry Crew doit absolument faire un sketch la dessus