*The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.*
*The 65-year-old was found with the chemical drug GBL, a sedative, cannabis, methamphetamine and methylamphetamine – commonly known as crystal meth.*
*Blunt, who was the Conservative MP for Reigate between 1997 and 2024, was under investigation on suspicion of rape when officers discovered the drugs.*
OK, that’s a lot wilder than I thought it would be. Getting caught with weed or some coke wouldn’t bat an eye from personally. But meth and GBL? Coupled with the rape investigation, this sounds really sinister…
Prestigious_Bat_9403 on
It makes it sound like he was made Justice Minister as some sort of in-joke.
sorE_doG on
Crispin Blunt.. just became an adjective, eg. “I just passed a guy who was *crispin blunt*, and the fumes smelled like sour diesel”.
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WastelandOfConfusion on
His second name is ‘Blunt’, so as you can see, we’re all extremely shocked.
Belladonna41 on
JK Rowling trying to come up with a name for a stoner in her next novel, I see
HuntersLiberalDong on
The sort of thing I’ll almost miss about the Tories once they’re gone. God they’re ridiculous. Reform have a lot to live up to.
Foxrockmafia on
Following a late night parliamentary meeting at the House of Commons, I hastened home to meet Carlos and Eduardo, two young constituents who wished to discuss aspects of government policy. I slipped on a glacier cherry, all my clothes fell off, and a part of my anatomy inadvertently entered the young gentlemen. As far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter.
StobieElite on
“Until the sky turns green, the grass is several shades of blue. Every member of parliament trips on glue”
ElusiveCrab on
Meth at 65 guy really likes rolling the dice of fate lmao
Fluffy-Republic8610 on
Former justice minister. These elites really need a special close eye on them. Kings, prime ministers, top judges etc. There needs to be no barriers put up to protect them from being questioned.
Numerous_Green4962 on
According to The Public Whip he consonantly voted against the decriminalisation of cannabis.
BathFullOfDucks on
Investigated for rspe, possesses date rape drug, gets caught with class a drugs, bases his defence on how he really did nothing wrong and would probably do it again too as he doesnt agree with the law, but is part of the establishment.
I wonder how long his suspended sentence will be?
WacomoleRD_6080 on
All stems from an unfortunate typo
“We regret to inform you you’re not the Just Ice minister anymore”
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*The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.*
*The 65-year-old was found with the chemical drug GBL, a sedative, cannabis, methamphetamine and methylamphetamine – commonly known as crystal meth.*
*Blunt, who was the Conservative MP for Reigate between 1997 and 2024, was under investigation on suspicion of rape when officers discovered the drugs.*
OK, that’s a lot wilder than I thought it would be. Getting caught with weed or some coke wouldn’t bat an eye from personally. But meth and GBL? Coupled with the rape investigation, this sounds really sinister…
It makes it sound like he was made Justice Minister as some sort of in-joke.
Crispin Blunt.. just became an adjective, eg. “I just passed a guy who was *crispin blunt*, and the fumes smelled like sour diesel”.
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His second name is ‘Blunt’, so as you can see, we’re all extremely shocked.
JK Rowling trying to come up with a name for a stoner in her next novel, I see
The sort of thing I’ll almost miss about the Tories once they’re gone. God they’re ridiculous. Reform have a lot to live up to.
Following a late night parliamentary meeting at the House of Commons, I hastened home to meet Carlos and Eduardo, two young constituents who wished to discuss aspects of government policy. I slipped on a glacier cherry, all my clothes fell off, and a part of my anatomy inadvertently entered the young gentlemen. As far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter.
“Until the sky turns green, the grass is several shades of blue. Every member of parliament trips on glue”
Meth at 65 guy really likes rolling the dice of fate lmao
Former justice minister. These elites really need a special close eye on them. Kings, prime ministers, top judges etc. There needs to be no barriers put up to protect them from being questioned.
According to The Public Whip he consonantly voted against the decriminalisation of cannabis.
Investigated for rspe, possesses date rape drug, gets caught with class a drugs, bases his defence on how he really did nothing wrong and would probably do it again too as he doesnt agree with the law, but is part of the establishment.
I wonder how long his suspended sentence will be?
All stems from an unfortunate typo
“We regret to inform you you’re not the Just Ice minister anymore”
“Great, now I can do other drugs too!”