Close Menu
    Regno Unito

    C’è un aumento degli uomini che si incastrano cose nel sedere: gli esperti pensano di sapere il perché

    Share.
    View 26 Comments

    26 commenti

    1. WaddlesLament on

      TLDR: older men like bum fun and sticking objects up there because they stop caring about social stigmas

    2. Heavy-Ad5385 on

      I mean, given how terrible the world is right now, you’ve gotta have some fun?!

    3. hill_79 on

      I’m no expert, but I think the reason is that men keep putting things up there

    4. VariousClassroom8056 on

      Because shower cubicles are very slippery and I keep falling over and landing on various objects

    5. kindanew22 on

      Putting things up your bum feels great but do it safely lads!

    6. Mr_Clump on

      Where else am I meant to put my Steam Deck if my trouser pockets are too small?

    7. ammobandanna on

      reform voters listening to people when told to stick it up thier arse?

    8. FornyHucker22 on

      Look, I can explain ok, the floor was a bit slippery ..

    9. Giant_Enemy_Cliche on

      The article makes a mistake: it says items with a flared base are more likely to get stuck, which is the opposite of the truth.

      Ladies and gents (and those amongst us who know better) make sure your toys have a firm, wide flared base! And don’t put anything up there that can break jfc.

    10. ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER on

      Why are they using foreign objects? What is wrong with British ones?

    11. Alive_kiwi_7001 on

      So…no actual evidence of a surge and the doctor interviewed (by Metro and copied by this website) says he’s been treating this for 40-odd years. Top-grade churnalism. Much clickbait.

    12. loobricated on

      For all the information this article gave me, i may as well have shoved it up my arse.

    14. Nummy01 on

      If I do, it’s because my hemaroids are so fucking itchy at times!

    15. RecognitionWestern86 on

      A guy I’d met via OLD sent me a message on Christmas Day to say he’d sat on his remote control. All I could think about was how you’d clean all those tiny buttons? If you’re going to stick something up there, surely there’s a more hygenic option?

      At the time I was having a wholesome family day with my parents and kids and it all seemed a little incongruous.

    16. SockSock on

      Is there actually a surge in it happening or is it just that more men are willing to admit its happened now? When my granddad died last year the coroner found a Morris Minor up his bum with a tax disk from 1954 in the windscreen.

    17. TheBlakeOfUs on

      Why glass?

      Stop with the glass.

      Toys are not that expensive

    18. AdAntique7338 on

      I don’t think you need to be an expert to know why..

    19. LegolasleChat on

      The mere mention of glass objects, particularly light bulbs, going into bottoms has made me feel very queasy.

      Just let men buy bum toys with no stigma.

    20. Common-Ad6470 on

      70’s, Friend of mine worked at our local A&E for two weeks as part of the D of E award scheme.
      In that time they had two interesting admissions.

      One was a chap who had been playing with his signet ring and thought it was a great idea to slip it over his dick.
      Three days later he finally presents at A&E in absolute agony to get the ring cut off.

      The other was another guy who was fond of hanging off a stepladder onto a broom handle, except this time he over balanced and shoved the handle so deep he couldn’t remove it.
      He turned up laying face down in the back of a taxi, he was trolleyed in through A&E with a blanket draped over the handle much to everyone’s hilarity. Apparently the nurses were in stitches as this guy was a bit drunk and giving everyone some verbal. I forget how he was sorted out.

      Seems like these things are quite common.

    21. Electricbell20 on

      Most anal toys are penis shaped. I can understand why a straight guy may not want to use them. Sounds like the sex toy lot need to up their game and come out with household item collection.

      It’s funny as when people say sex education rarely covers female sexuality. Let’s be honest, it barely covers male. It’s all about P in V to make babies.

    22. LoreOfBore on

      I believe the diagnosis is “one up the bum, no harm done”

    23. Euphoric-Brother-669 on

      its the government been taking us all up the rear for a while now

    24. pinkpuffsorange on

      Its lost its stigma because we have been accustomed to bending over daily and shafted on every single front….

    25. Kate_Electro on

      A third are over 50. What’s the crossover of insertions and Reform voters?

    26. axe1970 on

      well that’s where the go button is use the proper stuff flared base for safety

    Leave A Reply