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    1. Recent-Lemon-9930 on

      Reform have been sliding slowly but surely in the polls for the last year. If they hit 20% he’ll jump anyway.

    2. swordoftruth1963 on

      He has many houses to hide in. Apart from in Clacton obviously, that’s definitely his girlfriend’s, bought with her hard earned money.

    3. aredddit on

      To be fair I’d disappear after getting £5m deposited into my account.

    4. Tall-Photo-7481 on

      Someone needs to put on a hazmat suit and take a look up trump’s arse. 

      If he’s not there, try Moscow.

    5. jeanclaudebrowncloud on

      He’s made his money and there’s no election to meddle with

    6. AllThatIHaveDone on

      Now might be a good time to get up and check your windows and doors.

    7. totallyclips on

      He’s avoiding scrutiny of his latest grift, a £1.4m house

    8. He has to stay away from the media, in cast he digs himself an even bigger hole than he’s in already. I can’t wait for the next upcoming lie about 5 million pound donation.

    9. Acrobatic-Ad584 on

      He used to live in France, probably gone back for the Summer

    10. PreFuturism-0 on

      Has anybody seen Restore Britain attacking Nigel about this “gift”? Don’t REEE and REEE(1) hate each other?

    11. Vast_Description_201 on

      He always disappears around election time so nobody can quiz him. 

    12. Aggravating-Curve755 on

      The old “ignore it [bad press for his dodgy deslings] and it will go away” solution

    13. Intelligent-Ad5258 on

      And to think he’d probably do this if he got in number 10

    14. Odd-Currency5195 on

      This is like one of those ‘Trump health concerns’ things. He’s never been anywhere, so how can he disappear? (Like Trump is a rotten heap of decomposing flesh so can’t generate ‘health concerns’.)

    15. TornBannerHatesYou on

      The Reform and Restore profiles are conspicuously quiet on this thread…

      If Nigel the loud mouth can’t even defend this one and is in hiding then I can see why.

    16. EngelbortHumperdonk on

      He’s probably living in another country now, as an immigrant

    17. RecentTwo544 on

      Question Time on tomorrow night, no doubt he’ll turn up on that. Again.

    18. South_Buy_3175 on

      He’s a pro, look how he fucked off after Brexit.

      Then crawled out of the nearest sewer to start getting uppity with Reform.

      Guarantee the second he gets anywhere near power or responsibility he’ll fucking evaporate all over again.

    19. Eclectika on

      The gift came from someone now in Thailand iirc, so perhaps look there as he’s probably gone over to say a personal thanks and to get his new instructions.

    20. Deep-Lecture5412 on

      Send a crew of scuba divers up Donald Trump’s  arse

    21. I’m sure I saw him today, turns out my cats both had diarrhoea

    22. Hedgehopper25 on

      He’s in Makerfield and will be for the next few weeks.

    23. Mintyxxx on

      He does this every time the spotlight goes near him. He hides away and refuses to speak. Waits a bit then pops up again. It’s a well used tactic that seems to work.

    24. Normal_Red_Sky on

      He’s probably on a private yacht in some sunny tax haven laughing at Brexit voters and HMRC alike.

    25. RedofPaw on

      Can’t ask him about his 5m bribe if you can’t find him.

    26. Live_Speaker_1456 on

      waiting for the newscycle to end regarding his 5m bribe before he appears again. smart move.

    27. No-Tailor-856 on

      Has he done what he’s been threatening to do for about 15 years and disappeared up his own arse?

    28. TheNinthGateLCF on

      *Nigel Farage isn’t seen in public in six days.*

      The Guardian: How can we spin this? 

    29. Kukuxumusu_ on

      Makes you wonder if he’d ever actually be in Number 10

    30. Efficient_Sky5173 on

      I saw. He is hiding behind that bush until the £5 million gift story cools down.

    31. Neat_Yogurtcloset526 on

      Hes in the Winchester, having a pint waiting for it to all blow over.

    32. He always goes quiet when genuinely damaging stories emerge.

      He disappeared when the stories came out about him harassing Jewish kids at his school and “joking” about Gas Chambers and liking the Nazi.

      When he wants attention his mates in the Media give him a direct line. Nick Ferrari does an “interview” with him which is pre prepared questions and Nigel is left to rant unchallenged like he’s doing a Party Political broadcast.

    33. jesterstearuk71 on

      Gone to the Europe he pretends to despise so much for the summwr

    34. kloudrunner on

      Easy to avoid questions if no one can find you to ask them.

    35. Dayzed-n-Confuzed on

      He always disappears when the narrative gets away from him.

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