Finalmente sono riuscito a mettere le mani su una bottiglia di questo in Irlanda. Cosa dice il testo sul retro? (Solo risposte sbagliate)
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Finalmente sono riuscito a mettere le mani su una bottiglia di questo in Irlanda. Cosa dice il testo sul retro? (Solo risposte sbagliate)
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Roughly translated Jaloviina is a traditional Finnish noble drink made from genuine French quality grape must and high-quality domestic liquor since 1932.
Brewmaster William Gideon Åberg and his wife Onni founded the jaloviina in Iisalmi in 1878. At that time there were about 78 breweries in Finland. Only jaloviina has survived as an independent Finn.
It’s just a long text that says “Get f*cking drunk” in different phrases
Its just blended cognac that was born from state alcohol regulations, you didnt miss out anything could had bought cheapest VS-cognac instead.
This Molotov Cocktail is a perfect blend of piss and petrol and can be enjoyed whenever you want to throw a party (or throw it at an invading party).
Jaloviina should be consumed quicly after opening the bottle. Destroying the cap by immediate mutilation or the fire of the sauna stove has been a popular tradition – since 1932.
“Jaloviina is a traditional Finnish noble spirit made from genuine French VS-quality grape distillate and high-quality domestic alcohol – since 1932.”
Fill your cluster with 100 ml of Jaloviivna and inject it into the rectal hole.
It’s ire against the patriarchal society, goes something like
The lash is on it’s golden nail inside the master’s house
It’s not needed now, dreams are working for the nonce
But that lash, is being taken down they’ve thrown bones enough
And don’t love to hear us whine
Some refused to sign
Some lit themselves on fire
In the labyrinth cities
Endless rooms
The economic chain
In the endless rooms, heads dancing in their tombs
The hairless apologists, cook their schemes
Aspect of the leech
War lines to my home
Rust to gleaming chrome
The lion’s share, the lions’ share their kill
The system drinks unknowing, blindly draining all and we are all it’s cells
The bloodless routine evil, greying cloud of working
Hydras head grown backEvery daughter, every one, every mother’s sonThe knives in their upward stab
I do no good, I hold them by the blade
That’s how I was made
The towers never show their roots, yet underground
The dwelling of the low
Wanting, grasping souls
To the middle bricks we are
Worth, shallow
Not enough, never enough, don’t give up, I give up
TLDR; ”Shit cognac, good booze”
One star jallu is good grog, but three star jallu is bad cognaq
Jaloviina is an esteemed, high quality liquor meant to be drunk warm as fas as one can, especially in sauna ~ since 1932
”Ever had a fistfight with a statue? Wanna try?”
Drink The whole Bottle in a one go, preferably in a sauna
Cure for blindness
“Jaloviina is not for pussies, timid drinkers or the faint hearted. Once you unscrew the cap, you have to down the whole bottle or you will insult finnish ancestors. You don’t want that, last time it happened the swedes annexed. It was around 1932.”
Outside use only. For window cleaning: Add 1 cup in 1 liter of water.
Shootout at high noon pardner the sheriff is in town. Since 1932