La creazione dell’Emmental (non disegno mai in vita mia)

this is clearly a lie.
there is no such thing as too many soldiers because every citizen should be a soldier (yes from birth til death)
there is no such thing as too much cheese, because every citizen should have a bunker full of cheese.
also emmentaler is clearly the worst swiss cheese, not even worthy of being trademarked. (fight me, you know I’m right)