“The building contained five million doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine, which Mr Johnson believed were rightfully British because they were developed in the UK.
But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.
Jesus Boris. That’s just stupid not nuts.
defcon_penguin on
Is he proud of this stupid idea?
TokyoBaguette on
Bojo the sad clown.
He was fun on “have I got news from you” – should have stayed there.
TheThreeGabis on
I’d have fought with the Dutch.
wascallywabbit666 on
Please stop giving this cretin any relevance. He left in disgrace
No_Nothing101 on
This cant be real.
meckez on
r/nottheonion
altathing on
Guess Boris is American after all
MrCheeseman2022 on
This man is a complete dick
lightninrods on
Cocaine parties were a thing back then.
blolfighter on
English Trump demands that you pay attention to him!
letthesunshinein on
He would have been a fantastic comedian. Look for his “ping pong speech” on YT.
Eternal__damnation on
He had to be doing a yes minister parody, no one could be this stupid.
Jurassic_Bun on
Everyone in here taking this a serious comment when it was likely a joke made in a meeting. Have people forgotten how sarcastic Britain is? I am so tired of comments of jokes being taken out of context and poses a serious comment.
I seriously doubt they were considering sending special forces down the canals in a secret mission to liberate the vaccines which is what the comment literally talks about. That sounds like a sarcastic joke to me.
Few_Topic_1471 on
UK Trump vs people wearing wooden shoes. My money’s on the Dutch…
FuckKarmeWhores on
The worst Vaccine there was.. And it was his.. Makes sense
Antique-Brief1260 on
Bear in mind this man lies at every opportunity, and The Telegraph will happily lap it up.
joeyb92 on
This guy calls a brain fart a plan. Says everything you need to know how he could fuck up the country so bad.
Mindhost on
This could be a great episode of the Thick of It
Sylveon_Mage on
There’s no way he actually thought and conceptualised this. He is a fool, but I want to believe that there’s a limit to his stupidity. _Please_ someone tell me this was ill-thought satire on his part
Cheeselander on
Now breaks my clog
Dazzling-Grass-2595 on
I would’ve been ready to bash in some Borisheads.
math1985 on
I wonder why they considered using boats. Apparently they were planning to cross the North Sea with RIBs, and then sail up the canals. Why would that be easier than just driving up with a truck?
Do there even exists boats that are both seaworthy and fit in the narrow and shallow Leiden canals?
PleasantMongoose5127 on
“ Writing in his memoirs to be published next month “
There’s the only story here, what a lot of shite.
SnooTomatoes2805 on
This is ridiculous. In what reality would this be a feasible plan?. It sounds like a Donald trump plan.
Zealousideal_Top_966 on
He had a concept of a plan
earth-calling-karma on
This is why he’s a poor writer, he has no imagination.
migBdk on
When I read the headlines I thought it was a fewer fantasy he had while having COVID himself.
But no.
He just had to ask.
quixotichance on
What a hack, he must really need money if this is how he shills the upcoming book
TheDutchObama on
Guess it is time to steal the HMS Queen Elizabeth then
Aeohil on
“But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.
What a strange person. At least someone in the room had some common sense.
Thekes on
This is obviously parody
indi_guy on
So Mr. Bean was a biography of Boris?
Eduardboon on
At least the cannons weren’t pointed at Liverpool this time
supersonic-bionic on
Ladies and gentlemen, BoJo the most idiotic PM the country has elected. Congrats to those who voted for him.
What a charlatan, a big idiot that wasted our money.
zsmg on
Can’t believe we barely missed out on the 5th Anglo-Dutch war.
iolmao on
These guys should stay in a mental clinic, not sitting in a government role.
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You and what army ?
“The building contained five million doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine, which Mr Johnson believed were rightfully British because they were developed in the UK.
But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.
Jesus Boris. That’s just stupid not nuts.
Is he proud of this stupid idea?
Bojo the sad clown.
He was fun on “have I got news from you” – should have stayed there.
I’d have fought with the Dutch.
Please stop giving this cretin any relevance. He left in disgrace
This cant be real.
r/nottheonion
Guess Boris is American after all
This man is a complete dick
Cocaine parties were a thing back then.
English Trump demands that you pay attention to him!
He would have been a fantastic comedian. Look for his “ping pong speech” on YT.
He had to be doing a yes minister parody, no one could be this stupid.
Everyone in here taking this a serious comment when it was likely a joke made in a meeting. Have people forgotten how sarcastic Britain is? I am so tired of comments of jokes being taken out of context and poses a serious comment.
I seriously doubt they were considering sending special forces down the canals in a secret mission to liberate the vaccines which is what the comment literally talks about. That sounds like a sarcastic joke to me.
UK Trump vs people wearing wooden shoes. My money’s on the Dutch…
The worst Vaccine there was.. And it was his.. Makes sense
Bear in mind this man lies at every opportunity, and The Telegraph will happily lap it up.
This guy calls a brain fart a plan. Says everything you need to know how he could fuck up the country so bad.
This could be a great episode of the Thick of It
There’s no way he actually thought and conceptualised this. He is a fool, but I want to believe that there’s a limit to his stupidity. _Please_ someone tell me this was ill-thought satire on his part
Now breaks my clog
I would’ve been ready to bash in some Borisheads.
I wonder why they considered using boats. Apparently they were planning to cross the North Sea with RIBs, and then sail up the canals. Why would that be easier than just driving up with a truck?
Do there even exists boats that are both seaworthy and fit in the narrow and shallow Leiden canals?
“ Writing in his memoirs to be published next month “
There’s the only story here, what a lot of shite.
This is ridiculous. In what reality would this be a feasible plan?. It sounds like a Donald trump plan.
He had a concept of a plan
This is why he’s a poor writer, he has no imagination.
When I read the headlines I thought it was a fewer fantasy he had while having COVID himself.
But no.
He just had to ask.
What a hack, he must really need money if this is how he shills the upcoming book
Guess it is time to steal the HMS Queen Elizabeth then
“But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.
What a strange person. At least someone in the room had some common sense.
This is obviously parody
So Mr. Bean was a biography of Boris?
At least the cannons weren’t pointed at Liverpool this time
Ladies and gentlemen, BoJo the most idiotic PM the country has elected. Congrats to those who voted for him.
What a charlatan, a big idiot that wasted our money.
Can’t believe we barely missed out on the 5th Anglo-Dutch war.
These guys should stay in a mental clinic, not sitting in a government role.