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    Trump, Macron e Zelenskyj si incontrano a Parigi

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    2. CafeBola on

      That title sounds like the start of a joke, and the guys’ expressions on the photo just feed into it. Zelensky is like “play cool”, Macron is like “fuck me” and Trump be like “this is boring, why did I sign up for this? Oh that’s right, I like to be the boss… dang this is boring”.

    11. Beautiful-Health-976 on

      Lol, and Trump with a yellow-blue outfit! Beautiful

    12. Dyztopyan on

      We had a great conversation, they told me. They told me there’s never been a better meeting in Paris. They had never seen anything like it. We talked about…Ukraine…wonderful people. Amazing people. Truly incredible people. They’re fascinating. I told President Zelensky how we were going to end the war…and he was…he told me he had never heard anything like it…they were telling me that…even President Macron was telling me this is probably…i think he said probably the greatest meeting he has ever had. They know…everyone knows that with me this war wouldn’t have happened. Putin tried it once…he tried it once…and i said “don’t do that” and he didn’t. I had a great relationship with him…probably the best relationship he has ever had with anyone. Met his girlfriend too. Absolutely gorgeous. Really beautiful woman. You know, i get along very well with strong people…i don’t like the weak ones. But the strong ones i’ve always had a great relationship with…

      I think what Putin did in Ukraine…i mean he laughed at sleepy joe. That takes great talent. And it was our fault…if i had been the President at the time he wouldn’t have done it…i know he wouldn’t….i looked him in his eyes when we first met and he knew right away. Always had a great relationship with him.

      My plan is basically…look, this gotta stop. Alright? Ukrainians are amazing people. Russians are amazing too. Very strong. Very strong people. So i told him…and he knows this, because we’ve always had a great relationship…i think he was mad because i abandoned him and he had to deal with senile Joe…they wanted to move weapons here and weapons there and send trillions of dollars into Russia and i said “ok, stop”, and they did…but it was a great meeting…

      Next step is…listen, you can’t do that, alright? But we’ve done a lot of bad things too. So what we gotta do is…and i mean, when it comes to negotiating, you know i’m the best at it, so we were there, me…Zelenskyy…Macron…always liked Macron…and always liked Zelenskyy too. People were saying all this negative stuff about me and Zelenskyy, but he told me on the phone that i was his favorite US president ever. I mean, he had to…ehehe… We had a great relationship when i was President…and none of this would have happened….now all i hear is nuclear this, nuclear that…the world is going crazy…it’s a shame…

      Now i’ve fired a couple of Generals…a bunch of idiots…they were telling me “Mr.President, we have to keep sending weapons”… they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, so i called Vince McMahon and we had a great phone call…i’ve always knew him but this was probably the best phone call we ever had…and he was talking about having a show there…in Ukraine…isn’t that crazy? In the middle of the war he wants to do a show…but i know with me there Putin wouldn’t there to attack…so we’ll see…

    16. gaby_zarny on

      why is trump so upset? it seems like he was forced to be in the picture

    18. BellaCat_de on

      Do you remember when Biden called Zelenskyy „Putin“ and Olaf Scholz got laughflash ? I felt like I am at school again lol

    19. The_Vee_ on

      Why did they have to line up from tallest to shortest? 😂

    22. MRredditer021 on

      Ah! The three levels of awkwardness:

      Trump: Jesus Christ…

      Macron: God damn it…

      Zelensky: Fuck me…

    23. HotelLima6 on

      Macron looks like a child stuck between his divorced parents.

    24. Drakeberlin on

      The attention this dude gets, and he isn’t even in the office yet.

      I genuinely hope we as European can shed away from the US defense dependence. We need to pay our fair share to Nato and simultaneously build our own defense, just in case.

    27. Nuvanuvanuva on

      I sincerelly wish them the best luck and to find a way to best solution.

    29. legacy_bully on

      there should be a book of photos of foreign leaders near Trump with WTF faces

    32. thenonoriginalname on

      The eyes….

      – Trump looking into some inner fantasy known only to him that will surely involve golf and maybe his daughter,

      – Macron looking at some past glory days,

      – and Zelensky, looking at us, heavy with accusations.

    33. Slaneeshs_Feet on

      Nobody in this pic looks even remotely like he wants to be there.

    34. dat_9600gt_user on

      I guess for once Trump is being honest with his face, even if just to express how much he wants to go back to Mar-a-lago to eat nuggies and watch TV. Everyone else is clearly forcing smiles.

    37. PhilMyu on

      It’s always interesting, how pouty and wannabe tough he looks, when meeting leaders of Democracies and happy when meeting with Dictators (well, Putin, mostly).

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